Ultra Feminist Mom Hides Pink Razors So Son Doesn’t Find Out She Secretly Shaves
If you are one of those moms who insists on making sure you male offspring will not become the next generation of Chads, this story…
US Congress Thumb Wrestles Over Pandemic Aid
Although we’ve had months to get this figured out before the extra pandemic pay expired, we just couldn’t get our act together. That’s our bad….
This Woman’s Intersectional Feminism Somehow Only Includes Hot People?
For years, Clara Wozniak has been using her online platform to promote intersectional feminist ideals. A social media influencer, Wozniak understands that feminist activism needs…
Woman Researches Founding Fathers to See If Any Actually Deserve to Be Celebrated
I have been a history buff since a very young age. And lately, with my Patriotic name, I decided to find a founding father I…
Middle Aged Car Regrets Bumper Sticker From Youth
I got started with with a tribute to my grandma, who died in a bad accident with an 18 wheeler. After we paid our respects,…
More Than Shoes: My Rom-Com Romance With Adidas Slides
I wish I could say that my Slides and I had a “saw you across the room- heart pounding- love at first sight” type of…
Astrology Isn’t Real? Who Is Responsible for All My Personality Flaws Then?
I’ve seen a lot of hubbub lately surrounding the ancient celestial practice of astrology. Mostly about how it “isn’t real.” Oh yeah? Astrology isn’t real?…
How to Delude Yourself Into Believing You’re On a Fancy Vacation
You’re not going anywhere this summer. And passing judgement on everyone else who’s risked getting on a plane for some beach time isn’t as fulfilling…
QUIZ: Is Your Baby Old Enough to be Left With a Sitter Who Will Fart Nonstop on the Couch for Six Hours?
Choosing when to introduce your baby to a sitter can be a stressful decision. Some new parents may want to expedite the process so they…
Generic Woman With Generic Name Complains About Being Forgotten
Christina feels forgettable. She has evidence of this. Sometimes someone will smile at her and sincerely say, “It was so nice to meet you.” She…
