“Uncut Gems” Among The Worst Movie Choices For Your Current Condition
Movies are meant to entertain us, to show us worlds unknown to us, and to make us feel all the feels. All of that is…
Nation Mourns as Inadequate Man Fails to Hit Top of Doorway
Jordan Swordsen of Pennsylvania missed the top of a doorway on his way out of the dermatology clinic on Friday sending the nation into a…
Woman Cures Seasonal Depression By Making Oatmeal at Midnight
Does the sun set too early? Is the cold bringing you down? Do you need a quick, simple and healthy reminder of why life is…
Family Bullies Dad Into Unlimited Data
Back in the bygone flip phone era, things were different. If your mom went out to run errands, you just had to hope she’d be…
“Just Dump Chad and Go to the Gym Already!” Woman Cries as She Fails Her 2020 Resolutions
It was the end of 2019, you had just finished belting “All I Want For Christmas Is You” for the twentieth time, and it was…
The Los Angeles Date Scene in “You” That Would Literally Never Happen in Los Angeles
Spoiler alert. Probs don’t read this if you haven’t watched both seasons of You. But duh, dude. Duh. I know that You is a show…
Your Prince Charming Finds Side Chicks on Tinder
Once upon a time, the fates conversed, the stars aligned and you met a Prince. It was love at first sight. You met Charming while…
Local Woman in Danger After Realizing She Can’t Just Eat “One More Triscuit”
Providence, Rhode Island. 10:11 AM. No one answers the door, but it is unlocked. I walk into an apartment furnished with empty Triscuit boxes. It…
How to Complain About Being the Only Woman in Your Workplace Even Though You’re Self-Employed
Representation matters. As we roll into a new decade with new possibility, it’s important that women everywhere advocate for themselves and their voices—especially in the…
Christy Monroe “The Stripper Comedian” Covers Tragedy and Resilience in Debut Memoir
From New York to Hawaii, Christy Monroe, commonly known as The Stripper Comedian, has headlined shows all over the country. Recently featured on WorldStar, Monroe…
