Author: Anna Snapp

Anna is a Brooklyn-based actor and writer, trying to figure which is more important to her: taking down the men on dating apps who refer to themselves as "humble", or watching enough terrible reality TV to officially lessen her value. Anna believes in progressive politics, Dua Lipa, and mediocre boxes of Sauvignon Blanc.
Posted in LIFESTYLE

My Friend Recommended This Non-Waterproof Mascara, Despite the Fact That I’ve Cried Every Day of This Pandemic

Wow, I’m hurt. I’m truly, truly offended. How dare she. How dare that (however awesome) friend in my life do something so evil, so malevolent,…

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Posted in FASHION LIFESTYLE

Woman Doesn’t Have the Strength to Untangle Necklace, But Can Definitely Get on Her Peloton

What is it? What is so damn hard about finding the #strength to untangle a necklace? I don’t know about you, but I usually try…

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Posted in EW MEN

Breaking News! Generic White Man Believes His Below Average Comedy Set is Pure Genius

Reporters have been outside Broadway Comedy Club for hours, trying to get a lead on the story that has been not surprising to viewers nationwide….

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Posted in HEALTH

Woman “Shocked” to Discover She Has Multiple Cavities, Hasn’t Gone to the Dentist Since High School

After years of avoiding the truth, local woman Lucille Phillips finally went to her twice-annual dentist appointment—for the first time in “ten-ish years.” Sources say…

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Posted in LOVE

Is He Hot, Or Was He Just Wearing a Nice Suit at That Wedding You Were Drunk At?

It’s called wedding eyes. Or maybe suit eyes. Who’s to say? But there is something miraculous about seeing a man in a suit…even if he…

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Posted in EW MEN LIFESTYLE

The Term “Pussy” Equated with Weakness, Yet Men Worldwide Can’t Handle an Eyebrow Wax

Honestly, how the hell did this even start? We hear it every day. Everyone has some version of it. “Wow, don’t be such a pussy,”…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT LIFESTYLE POLITICS

Instagram Influencer Refuses to Take Stance on Anything Except Skincare Regimen

We’ve all heard it before. “Hey you guys! A lot of you have been asking about what my skincare routine is, so I just want…

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Posted in FOOD HEALTH

Friendship Terminated: My “Fitness” Friend Claimed Fruit Was a Reasonable Dessert

It’s going great! This new friendship of yours. You have so much in common—you have the same taste in mostly everything—you love a decent mix…

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Posted in FASHION LIFESTYLE

Wait, If There’s a Vaccine, Does That Mean I Have to Start Going Out and Wearing Bras Again?

Well, I mean…it’s great. It truly is. This is the vaccine we’ve been waiting for, for a year. But somehow, you’re a little hesitant. Not…

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