Author: Anna Snapp

Anna is a Brooklyn-based actor and writer, trying to figure which is more important to her: taking down the men on dating apps who refer to themselves as "humble", or watching enough terrible reality TV to officially lessen her value. Anna believes in progressive politics, Dua Lipa, and mediocre boxes of Sauvignon Blanc.
Posted in LIFESTYLE MONEY MOVES

Aw Sweetie, That’s Not Actually a Nice Apartment, It Just Has Exposed Brick

Wow! Your best friend is looking for new apartments in the city, and, shocker, she’s a little blind to the realities of housing! Little does…

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Posted in FASHION LIFESTYLE

Woman in Quarantine Would Give First Born Child to Put on Spanx Again

Sources say a local woman has expressed downright outrage about her inability to “dress to impress” during quarantine, and she has said some “pretty extreme…

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How Many Hair Products Do I Need To Use to Convince Myself I’m Not Unemployed?

  It’s the world of COVID-19, and all we want to do is COVID-WhineTeen. We’ve been laid off from our jobs, and it’s basically impossible…

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Posted in DATING EW MEN

“It’s Okay, No Man I’ve Ever Known Has Had a Top Sheet Either” Your Mother Consoles You

You haven’t been this excited in months. You went on a few amazing dates with this hot ass dude from Tinder, and since he slept…

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Woman Claims She’ll Put the Toilet Paper on the Holder “Next Time I Go”

You’re working from home. Maybe you pee every twenty minutes to step away from the computer, maybe you just drank too much iced coffee this…

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How to Feel Sexy on Day Three of That Time of the Month

Man oh man, it’s that time.That time of the month when you cry for no reason, are a bitch to your best friend, feel (and…

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Posted in FOOD LIFESTYLE

Medical Professionals Say a Virtual Happy Hour a Day Will Keep Corona Away

Most of us are starving for dates with our friends to the local bar for five-dollar vodka sodas at 5:00 PM on a Tuesday, or…

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Feelings of Vulnerability Skyrocket After Targeted Ads Suggest Both Laxatives and Velveeta

You turn on your favorite trash TV show—the perfect episode that will allow you to scroll on social media for the entirety of it. I…

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“You’re Not Fat, You’re Beautiful,” Best Friend Says After Completely Missing the Point

It’s 8 o’clock on a Friday night. You’re getting ready to go to the bars in town with your ride-or-die BFF, and it’s happening. You…

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