Author: Bex Nava
Are You Getting Into Heaven? A Council of Your Exes Will Decide
God has spoken and she has decided to absolve herself of any resentment from the decision between a life of eternal happiness or endless suffering….
Local Woman Stops Mediating, Starts Dissociating in Front of TV For 30 Minutes a Day Instead
Lauren Shmill was tired of waking up early, getting in her car, and driving down to the yoga studio every day. Every meditation class felt…
New 23andMe Test Reveals Whether or Not You’re Related to the Kardashians
23andMe, based in Sunnyvale, California, is historically known as a genomics and biotechnology company. It was originally created to help people discover whether certain illnesses…
Science Confirms Wearing Enough Leopard Print Can Replace Self Esteem
While psychologist Rhonda Wilson was getting dressed one morning, she was feeling particularly insecure about putting anything on her body. Each article of clothing would…
New Studies Show 80% of People Would Rather Be Electrocuted Than Have a Complicated Grocery Transaction
In a recent psychological study at the University of Phoenix, a series of experiments were conducted to see how much physical pain people would rather…
5 Steps to Convincing Yourself This Guy’s Dirty Fingernails Are From Woodworking
1. Evaluate the outfit. Flannels are a green light for lumberjack fantasies. Doesn’t matter that you’re in the hipster section of Old Navy. Doesn’t matter…
6 Succulents To Remind Yourself That You Don’t Have a Nurturing Trait
When it comes to picking out your perfect indoor plant, it’s important to factor in the childhood demons that turned you into a barely functioning…
Local Woman’s Internal Scream Sounding Better Every Day
Lydia woke up in her apartment on a chilly, autumn morning with an extremely sore throat. While, Covid forced her to physically isolate, politics forced…
10 Socially Distanced Ways to Get Revenge on Those Who Wronged You
Support the USPS by using it like a battleship. Sky’s the limit when sending aggressively confusing items to your ex-lover’s porch. Glitter bombs are popular….