Author: Callie Webb

Callie is a comedian, human being, and woman. She has a fondness for George Michael and videos of unlikely animal friendships.
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Girlboss! This Woman Has a Job

Yes, you can believe your eyes: Cathy Higgins, 28, has once again defied stereotypes and now belongs to the elite group of women categorized as…

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Man Whose Entire Sense of Humor is Quoting Borat Doesn’t Think Women Are Funny

Just when you thought sexism had been solved, Arizona man Edward Fontana has whisked us back from the edge of equality once more. Fontana recently…

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Local Birthday Magician Just the Right Amount of Creepy

A magician never reveals his secrets. But lucky for us, local king of the birthday party magic circuit, Douglas Flaherty, is ready to spill the…

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Oh Look! The Rudest Person You Know Came Out as an Empath

Oh, this is rich. I mean, you just can’t make this shit up. The absolute worst, most heinous, debilitatingly annoying person you know just came…

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Woman Fails to Cultivate Air of Mystery Because She Loves to Overshare

It’s the ultimate fantasy: to walk into a room, descending a grand marble staircase in a flowing gown, smiling seductively. Like the Mona Lisa with…

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Astrology Isn’t Real? Who Is Responsible for All My Personality Flaws Then?

I’ve seen a lot of hubbub lately surrounding the ancient celestial practice of astrology. Mostly about how it “isn’t real.” Oh yeah? Astrology isn’t real?…

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Inventor of the Phrase “Where’s My Hug?” Granted Nobel Prize for Worst Person

At long last, the eggheads in Sweden have spoken! Retired pharmaceutical representative Tripp Mason, 62, of Stamford, Connecticut will finally be recognized for his achievements…

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