Author: Callie Webb

Callie is a comedian, human being, and woman. She has a fondness for George Michael and videos of unlikely animal friendships.
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Help, I’ve Been Lost Inside This Really Big TJ Maxx For Four Days

If you’re reading this, you are my last hope. I have been trapped within the labyrinthine walls of a giant TJ Maxx for four days….

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How to Make the Birth of Someone Else’s Child About You

It’s happened to all of us: someone you know has a baby, thereby diverting attention that should always be going to you to an infant….

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Posted in FASHION LIFESTYLE

How to Achieve Effortless Beach Waves in 10 Devastatingly Complex Steps

Summer may be over, but that doesn’t mean the fun has to end! Tired of drab autumn hair? Spice things up with a beachy throwback….

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My House is Haunted, is it Morally Okay to Date the Ghost?

It’s a question as old as time itself. Yet, one that bears no cut and dry answer. Until now. Hi, I’m Linda Von Smuck, medium…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE LOVE

I Accidentally Hit Mr. Right With My Toyota; Now What?

For those of us not blessed with the “lovability gene” that makes everyone flock to our sides and propose on the spot, finding a life…

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Are You an Introvert, Extrovert, or My Elderly Neighbor Larry?

Some say there are only two types of people: introverts and extroverts. Yet, this doesn’t account for a third, incredible option; my elderly neighbor Larry….

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You Have Guests Staying at Your House; How Discretely Can You Take a Shit?

Now that the world is opening up a little more every day, you’re likely going to have some guests over at your house. Whether it…

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Posted in MONEY MOVES NEWS

This Gen Z Influencer Has Already Purchased Her Own Home, and All She Had to Do Was Be Born Rich

Princess–Vivi, a TikTok influencer known for her uncanny ability to look young and beautiful on camera, has just purchased her own home at the age…

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Weird How My Birthday is in 35 Days and None of You Have Said Anything

Fine. Fine! Okay, I’ll say it. You’re all being insane. You’re all being terrible people and monsters and bad friends. None of you have said…

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My Friend Got Good News, How Can I Make This About Me?

“Congrats! So happy for you! It couldn’t have happened to a better person!” These are all things we say when a dear friend shares their…

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