Author: Callie Webb
Are You Ugly or Hot? We Asked Tim, a 19-Year-Old From Maryland
The pervasive cultural woes of self doubt and insecurity have plagued womankind for far too long. Am I ugly, or am I hot? We’ve all…
Happy Last Week of Pride From Corporate Copywriters Everywhere; Yes, Diva!
It’s the end of Pride Month, bitches! You know what that means: inappropriate and appropriative copywriting from corporations and their verified corporate accounts. You wanna…
Breaking News! Woman Who Graduated Three Years Ago Still Refers to Self as “Recent College Grad” in Cover Letters
It’s a story that’s rocking the nation. Local woman Irma Splunk, 24, graduated from a stupid university three years ago. Yet she continues to flagrantly…
Looking For a Funky Spring Centerpiece? Keep Looking, I’m Not Doing That Shit
Spring has sprung and blessed us with added daylight hours, baby animals, and poisonous plant semen also known as pollen choking our lungs and wetting…
Local Woman’s Vision Board Only Pictures of Deli Sandwiches
We may be a third of the way through 2022 already, but that doesn’t mean we can’t continue aspiring for greatness and manifesting our own…
This Just In! Studies Show Spending $60 a Day Will Keep You From Getting Bored and Freaking Out
Spending $60 a day: one of many surefire ways to keep you from becoming mentally “unwell.” Whether it’s due to boredom, genuine need, or just…
Sun Stays Out Five Minutes Later in Rare Act of Kindness
In an act of mercy seldom recorded, the sun decided to shine its rays yet another five minutes before casually disappearing beneath the horizon this…
The Stakes Have Never Been Higher: You’re Visiting Your Mom and She Wants to Know What She Should Pick Up From the Grocery Store For You
T minus three days until your arrival at your mom’s house for a visit. The stakes are astronomically high as she asks you what you…
Therapist Warns “Stop Being Dysfunctional or You’ll End Up On TLC”
The Learning Channel: where America turns in times of trouble. It seems like every season TLC adds yet another messy family to the mix, and…
Shocking! Charmin Bears Dead in Non-Toilet Paper Related Accident
By now I’m sure you’ve heard the news. It’s all over all the big channels. Saw it on Facebook nearly as soon as I had…