Author: Callie Webb

Callie is a comedian, human being, and woman. She has a fondness for George Michael and videos of unlikely animal friendships.
Posted in MONEY MOVES NEWS

This Gen Z Influencer Has Already Purchased Her Own Home, and All She Had to Do Was Be Born Rich

Princess–Vivi, a TikTok influencer known for her uncanny ability to look young and beautiful on camera, has just purchased her own home at the age…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE

Weird How My Birthday is in 35 Days and None of You Have Said Anything

Fine. Fine! Okay, I’ll say it. You’re all being insane. You’re all being terrible people and monsters and bad friends. None of you have said…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE

My Friend Got Good News, How Can I Make This About Me?

“Congrats! So happy for you! It couldn’t have happened to a better person!” These are all things we say when a dear friend shares their…

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Posted in FASHION LIFESTYLE

How to Achieve Bouncy Romantic Curls…For Nobody to See Because You’ve Been Avoiding Human Contact Since March 2020

Just because there’s a pandemic, doesn’t mean you can’t revel in luxurious, romantic, bouncy curls. Here are some styling tips to achieve your dream hair…

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Posted in NEWS POLITICS

Biden’s New Climate Initiative to Require All Greenhouse Gases to “Quit Horsin’ Around Out There”

President Biden’s first 100 days may be up, but the 78-year-old President is holding no prisoners with his climate initiatives. A new policy is making…

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Posted in NEWS POLITICS

New Gun Control Law Requires All Gun Owners to Shoot Self in Foot Before Purchase

In an out of character act of compromise, the US government has reached a conclusion on how to maintain Second Amendment Rights while promoting gun…

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Posted in FASHION LIFESTYLE

So You Cut Your Hair and None of Your Friends Explicitly Said They Like It: Now What?

The unthinkable has happened. Every human being’s worst nightmare. You’ve been through the wringer, and it didn’t make you stronger, it just made you worse….

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Posted in LOVE

Relationship Goals! This Woman Has a Boyfriend

What? How? Why? Who? These are the questions that entered our collective hive mind when we learned of this groundbreaking shift in reality. Somehow, against…

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Posted in HEALTH LIFESTYLE

Local Pharmacist Really Loving All This Attention Lately

Well, well, well. Look who EVERYONE suddenly wants to talk to. That’s right, it’s me: Imogen Glump, local pharmacist extraordinaire. Suddenly I’m not just the…

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Posted in FOOD LGBT

Brave! Sun-Maid Announces the Woman on the Raisin Box is Bisexual

All around the world, people are applauding one woman’s bravery and authenticity. And that woman is none other than the gorgeous gal you know from…

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