Author: Callie Webb

Callie is a comedian, human being, and woman. She has a fondness for George Michael and videos of unlikely animal friendships.
Posted in FOOD

Local Woman’s Vision Board Only Pictures of Deli Sandwiches

We may be a third of the way through 2022 already, but that doesn’t mean we can’t continue aspiring for greatness and manifesting our own…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE MONEY MOVES

This Just In! Studies Show Spending $60 a Day Will Keep You From Getting Bored and Freaking Out

Spending $60 a day: one of many surefire ways to keep you from becoming mentally “unwell.” Whether it’s due to boredom, genuine need, or just…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE

Sun Stays Out Five Minutes Later in Rare Act of Kindness

In an act of mercy seldom recorded, the sun decided to shine its rays yet another five minutes before casually disappearing beneath the horizon this…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT LIFESTYLE

Therapist Warns “Stop Being Dysfunctional or You’ll End Up On TLC”

The Learning Channel: where America turns in times of trouble. It seems like every season TLC adds yet another messy family to the mix, and…

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Posted in NEWS

Shocking! Charmin Bears Dead in Non-Toilet Paper Related Accident

By now I’m sure you’ve heard the news. It’s all over all the big channels. Saw it on Facebook nearly as soon as I had…

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Posted in HOLIDAY LIFESTYLE

Happy New Year From Your Elderly Childhood Pet

Happy Holidays! And welcome home, it’s me, your elderly pet! So glad to have you back home for a few days. I should probably update…

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Posted in FASHION HOLIDAY

What to Wear in Order to Upstage Everyone at Your Family Holiday Party

As the snow begins to fall and the chestnuts roast, one thing becomes increasingly clear: the holiday season is officially here! You know what that…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE

Help, I’ve Been Lost Inside This Really Big TJ Maxx For Four Days

If you’re reading this, you are my last hope. I have been trapped within the labyrinthine walls of a giant TJ Maxx for four days….

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Posted in LIFESTYLE

How to Make the Birth of Someone Else’s Child About You

It’s happened to all of us: someone you know has a baby, thereby diverting attention that should always be going to you to an infant….

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Posted in FASHION LIFESTYLE

How to Achieve Effortless Beach Waves in 10 Devastatingly Complex Steps

Summer may be over, but that doesn’t mean the fun has to end! Tired of drab autumn hair? Spice things up with a beachy throwback….

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