Author: Callie Webb
New OkCupid Feature Connects You to a Hot Robot Who is Programmed to Love You
This news couldn’t come soon enough: OK Cupid has announced a new feature with guaranteed relationship satisfaction. Now, thanks to a superintelligent AI built into…
Cute! Your Mom is Trying to Remember the Name of that Actor from that Show
Many of us have spent the pandemic locked inside with our families. And with not much else to do but watch television, you’ve probably found…
“Maybe This Can be One of Your Christmas Presents” Says Your Mom About Shoes and Also Your Government About Healthcare
Anyone who has celebrated a gift-giving holiday with their parents and asked for something within a month of that day understands: “Maybe that can be…
Confusing! Woman Who Has Only Ever Lived in Connecticut Now Sprinkling “Y’all” Into Facebook Posts
Hm, this is weird…a woman you went to high school with, who has only ever lived in Connecticut, is now sprinkling the word “y’all” into…
I Want Women to Succeed, But Only When They’re Me
Hello, my name is Bethany Snorp, and this is my proposal for a new way of living and thinking. I hope you like it very…
New Studies Reveal Watching 2 or More Seasons of “Grey’s Anatomy” Qualifies You to Be a Surgeon
Attention all residents of the Commonwealth of Shondaland: Recent studies have revealed that watching two or more seasons of Grey’s Anatomy qualifies any person for…
So You’re Attracted to Borat: Now What?
It’s a tale as old as time: boy stars in a movie, girl falls in love with boy, boy is Borat. For many of us,…
About Time! This Designer Is Using Grimace as a Model to Celebrate Inclusivity
It finally happened: Grimace, the legendary and mysterious purple thing from the twisted minds at McDonald’s, will appear in Paris Fashion Week. Grimace will clomp…
Woman Trying Not To Start a Whole Thing With Roommate Gets Sucked Into a Whole Thing With Roommate
Sources have recently revealed that despite concentrated efforts to avoid such a situation, 24-year-old Amber Johnson has gotten sucked into a whole thing with her…
Girlboss! This Woman Has a Job
Yes, you can believe your eyes: Cathy Higgins, 28, has once again defied stereotypes and now belongs to the elite group of women categorized as…