Author: Erica Russell
American Psychiatric Association Recommends Not Looking At Photos of Yourself From 2019
American Psychiatric Association chairman Dr. Saul Levin appeared at a press conference Wednesday morning to urge all Americans — and anyone really — to not…
Cops Breaking Up Rowdy Coven Meeting Tazed by Moon
Cincinnati police officers Neil McMickmick and Patrick O’Coppypock were released from University Hospital Wednesday after suffering critical tazing injuries that both claim were inflicted by…
New App Shows Which Comedians In Your Area Are Sex Offenders
Software developer Niantic has just announced the launch of ComicRelief, a new app that enables users to see just how many sexually dangerous comedians are…
Woman Survives Harrowing Awkwardness After Kissing Date Goodnight Then Walking Two More Blocks In Same Direction
It had been an otherwise perfect first date, according to 28 year-old Houston vet tech Andrea Swanson. She could never have predicted that it would…
Feminist Attorney Sues God For Grand Theft Ginsburg
In a controversial press conference held Saturday afternoon, celebrity feminist attorney to, and mostly against, the stars Gloria Allred announced that she has filed suit…
SEASONALLY HEARTBREAKING! Woman Diagnosed With Pumpkin Spice Intolerance
When she got the call from her doctor, 23 year-old Boston College grad student Cayte Crenshaw fainted in the middle of the Starbucks line. “I…
THE AMERICAN DREAM: Next Stimulus Package to Include Starbucks Gift Card and Free Tent
As the Covid crisis continues to take its financial toll on the nation, lawmakers gathered Wednesday to pass a new economic stimulus package designed to…
Single, Childless Woman Inundated With Favor Requests
In a recent Facebook post many described as “hella fired-up,” local 35 year-old Valerie Hornblatt pleaded with family and friends to stop asking her to…