Author: Kayla Esmond

Kayla is a comedian and butch bisexual from Texas, currently raising 4 cats and a million plants with her boyfriend and multiple roommates in LA. She's a wine mom with no kids and strong opinions on the gender dynamics of serial killers.
Posted in ENTERTAINMENT

Virtual Improv Show Somehow the Worst Part of 2020

As the host of “Zip Zap Zoom” dims the lamp behind them to simulate the start of an actual semi-comedy show, you stop and take…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE NEWS

Woman Invents Sheet Mask That Makes Your Face Tasty for Your Cats When You Die

We recently got our hands on an exclusive excerpt, from an exclusive interview, with an exclusively rising star in the Posthumus-skin care world in this…

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Posted in LOVE NEWS

Wedding Without Punny Hashtag Deemed Illegal

Lily and Violet MacQuoid were shocked when they opened their door to find an agent from the Federal Beardeau of Hipster Investigations. They had recently…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE

Local Woman Takes Advantage of Climate Change with Hot “Patiyoga”

I recently went and experienced the hottest, and I do mean HOTTEST trend in fitness right now, Hot Patiyoga! I took a class and caught…

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Posted in FASHION LIFESTYLE

Dress to Get His Attention So Your Friend Can Rob Him

Every friend group has that one girl that everyone else is jealous of. She has it all; a boyfriend, a debit card, and a host…

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Posted in LGBT

Having Four Cats is Gayer Than Any Sex I’ve Ever Had

If my father had loved me, I’d be a full blown lesbian, but he left and I am now a basic butch bisexual in need…

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Meet the Inspiring Sitcom Writer Who Considered Giving a Fat Female Character a Non-Weight Based Storyline!

Screenwriter Chip Andowl may appear unassuming with his dirty sweatshirt and Dorito dust under his fingernails, but he almost accomplished the impossible: Chip almost wrote…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE LOVE

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days: Help Me Find the Boyfriend I Lost in Ikea

Kara Boyari has been searching for her missing boyfriend Jason, that she lost in Ikea, for 10 days now, and things are starting to look…

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