Author: Kayla Esmond
A Boyfriend’s Guide To Which Candles Are for Burning and Which Are for Looking
A woman is willing to leave you alone around her things. We are all very proud of you for earning that trust. Let’s make sure…
Man Who is “Working on Himself” Actually Just Taking Supplements Banned By the UFC
“I promise babe, I’m going to do better! I’ll work on myself! You just need to hang in there and support me while I change.”…
Virtual Improv Show Somehow the Worst Part of 2020
As the host of “Zip Zap Zoom” dims the lamp behind them to simulate the start of an actual semi-comedy show, you stop and take…
Woman Invents Sheet Mask That Makes Your Face Tasty for Your Cats When You Die
We recently got our hands on an exclusive excerpt, from an exclusive interview, with an exclusively rising star in the Posthumus-skin care world in this…
Wedding Without Punny Hashtag Deemed Illegal
Lily and Violet MacQuoid were shocked when they opened their door to find an agent from the Federal Beardeau of Hipster Investigations. They had recently…
Local Woman Takes Advantage of Climate Change with Hot “Patiyoga”
I recently went and experienced the hottest, and I do mean HOTTEST trend in fitness right now, Hot Patiyoga! I took a class and caught…
Dress to Get His Attention So Your Friend Can Rob Him
Every friend group has that one girl that everyone else is jealous of. She has it all; a boyfriend, a debit card, and a host…
Having Four Cats is Gayer Than Any Sex I’ve Ever Had
If my father had loved me, I’d be a full blown lesbian, but he left and I am now a basic butch bisexual in need…
Meet the Inspiring Sitcom Writer Who Considered Giving a Fat Female Character a Non-Weight Based Storyline!
Screenwriter Chip Andowl may appear unassuming with his dirty sweatshirt and Dorito dust under his fingernails, but he almost accomplished the impossible: Chip almost wrote…
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days: Help Me Find the Boyfriend I Lost in Ikea
Kara Boyari has been searching for her missing boyfriend Jason, that she lost in Ikea, for 10 days now, and things are starting to look…