Author: Lalita Dee

Lalita Dee is a writer and comedian originally from Amsterdam. Her observational and narrative humor describes her queer experiences as she navigates her way through the US, the heteropatriarchy, and single motherhood. Her humor has been described as “intelligently hilarious” as well as “some feminist BS."
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This Just In! Ring Camera Footage Proves That 83% of Women Check Hair Before Ringing Doorbell

Ring cameras are all the rage right now! Those are the circular devices that you can install in and around your house, which then send…

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Posted in HEALTH LIFESTYLE

Pregnant Vegan Determined to Eat Placenta Until Actually Sees Placenta

I have been a vegan for many years, motivated by a desire to save the planet while impressing those around me who do not have…

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Posted in LOVE POLITICS

Woman Mid Breakup Petitions Michelle Obama: Can We Please Take the Low Road Again?

I have a question for Michelle Obama. When she said “when they go low, we go high,” it was in the context of teaching Sasha…

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Do You Have to Be Queer to Be a Female Soccer Player? No…But it Helps.

There are so many odd, but also oddly correct, stereotypes about lesbians. “Lesbians like to have sex with women.” I mean, duh.  “Lesbians are carpet…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE NEWS

Exasperated Mom Starts GoFundMe to Pay for Teenager to Go to The Moon… For 5 Years Minimum

I love my son as much as any mom can love a monosyllabic teenager – and saying “monosyllabic” takes longer than the average time my…

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New Self-Driving Car Has Authentic “American” Setting and Cannot Parallel Park

There are many differences between European and American drivers. European drivers love their stickshifts so much that they keep adding on to them – even a…

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Local Tesla Driver Loses Case to Ban Priuses From Fast Lane of Highway

You may remember a time when the Toyota Prius was the ultimate virtue-signaling machine, and owners of such hybrid vehicles were characterized by a shared…

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The Metric System: A Dystopian Fantasy?

Remember the movie Fahrenheit 451? Me neither. This less than excellent film was based on the 1953 book by Ray Bradbury, which is usually described…

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Posted in LGBT LOVE

Single Lesbian Does Not Like Dogs or Cats, Cannot Create Dating App Profile

It is a tough world out there for non-stereotype-conforming lesbians like myself. Are you actually a lesbian without a pair of nail clippers? (Just kidding….

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