Author: Lalita Dee
What Does Your Wordle Score (And Where You Post It) Say About You?
It is fair to say that the new word game has taken the world by storm. Whether it’s the utter frustration of the once-a-day-only ability…
New Fitbit Owner Devastated to Find Out How Far 10,000 Steps Actually Is
My partner bought me a Fitbit for Christmas, knowing I had been thinking it would be good to start getting some exercise in. New Year’s…
Now Hiring! CDC Seeking Creative Writers to Make Up New Covid Variant Names
Needed at the CDC: Creative Writers to Name New Covid Variants The CDC is here to announce that as we run out of letters of…
This Just In! Ring Camera Footage Proves That 83% of Women Check Hair Before Ringing Doorbell
Ring cameras are all the rage right now! Those are the circular devices that you can install in and around your house, which then send…
Pregnant Vegan Determined to Eat Placenta Until Actually Sees Placenta
I have been a vegan for many years, motivated by a desire to save the planet while impressing those around me who do not have…
Woman Mid Breakup Petitions Michelle Obama: Can We Please Take the Low Road Again?
I have a question for Michelle Obama. When she said “when they go low, we go high,” it was in the context of teaching Sasha…
Do You Have to Be Queer to Be a Female Soccer Player? No…But it Helps.
There are so many odd, but also oddly correct, stereotypes about lesbians. “Lesbians like to have sex with women.” I mean, duh. “Lesbians are carpet…
Exasperated Mom Starts GoFundMe to Pay for Teenager to Go to The Moon… For 5 Years Minimum
I love my son as much as any mom can love a monosyllabic teenager – and saying “monosyllabic” takes longer than the average time my…
New Self-Driving Car Has Authentic “American” Setting and Cannot Parallel Park
There are many differences between European and American drivers. European drivers love their stickshifts so much that they keep adding on to them – even a…
Local Tesla Driver Loses Case to Ban Priuses From Fast Lane of Highway
You may remember a time when the Toyota Prius was the ultimate virtue-signaling machine, and owners of such hybrid vehicles were characterized by a shared…