Author: Lalita Dee
The Metric System: A Dystopian Fantasy?
Remember the movie Fahrenheit 451? Me neither. This less than excellent film was based on the 1953 book by Ray Bradbury, which is usually described…
Single Lesbian Does Not Like Dogs or Cats, Cannot Create Dating App Profile
It is a tough world out there for non-stereotype-conforming lesbians like myself. Are you actually a lesbian without a pair of nail clippers? (Just kidding….
“Love is Blind” is a Terrible Show That I Swear Never to Watch Again…But When is the Second Season Airing?
Remember when we first went into lockdown? Hands up if you thought it was going to be three weeks! I remember sitting on my couch…
Eco-Friendly Couple Breaks Up After Fight Over Plastic Bags
Being eco-friendly is hard enough at any time, but figuring out what can be recycled has somehow become extra stressful during the pandemic. I guess…
Is it Your Zodiac Sign or Are You Just a Loser?
Do you ever wonder if the reason everything is so fucked up in your life is because of your zodiac sign? Something to do with…
10 Airports To Propose In That Will Guarantee Your Lover Says No
In December 2020, when former “Mayor Pete” Buttigieg was announced to be President Biden’s new Transport Secretary, he suggested his transport expertise was evidenced by…
Woman Refuses to Dip into Hoarded Collection of Office Supplies, Writes on the Back of Old Envelopes Instead
One year into lockdown, and I have to admit I don’t miss working from my office all that much. Sure, my colleagues are fun, but…
We Know “The Crown” is Fiction, But Prince Charles is Still the Worst
If there is one thing we learned during this pandemic, it is that binge-watching Netflix can be remarkably life-affirming. Before we only binge watched when…
Couple Gets Married in Ikea After Three Visits Without Having a Fight
There was a time when Sweden meant porn, Volvos, Abba, or even saunas. But mainly porn. Not anymore. With the rise of the Swedish giant…
Local Lesbian Faces Identity Crisis After Fantasizing About Lord Hastings From Bridgerton
I understand these days things are fluid. Everyone is a little bit queer, a little bit pan. Literally, everyone has some feels for Kristen Stewart….