Author: Lisa Laureta

Aspiring cartoon character Lisa Laureta is a writer, voice actor, animator, comedian and creator of Sock Karen, the problematic white sock puppet. She's worked with some really famous people which means she's special and important. www.LisaLaureta.com because when you're laughing, you're more bearable.
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This Was Not What I Meant When I Barked Every Time You Left: A Dog’s View of Quarantine

Listen, I know what I said. I told you over and over again how much I wanted you to stay home. At times it was…

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“Here’s What You Should’ve Done” A One Sided Conversation With a Male Open Micer

First of all, usually women have to be ugly or fat, or both, to be funny…but you actually have punchlines so good job. I’m actually…

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A 1950’s Housewife Reviews Disney+: Cinderella Edition

Well, I LOVED it!  This story starts off with an unmarried woman who’s father has died, making her a burden, but she’s beautiful and cleans…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE NEWS

Missing Hiker Doesn’t Actually Want to Be Found

32-year-old Cassie Alkire was last seen on Saturday afternoon by members of her hiking group. The group was heading back to the trailhead of a…

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A 1950’s Housewife Reviews Disney+: Snow White Edition

I have to say, I quite enjoyed this tale!  With her kind nature, red lips, and white skin, Snow White is perfection personified from the…

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Nation Mourns as Inadequate Man Fails to Hit Top of Doorway

Jordan Swordsen of Pennsylvania missed the top of a doorway on his way out of the dermatology clinic on Friday sending the nation into a…

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How to Survive as a Poor Person (Written By a Very Rich Person)

I’ve been hearing many things about a rising cost of living and it breaks my heart that people are struggling. So, I wanted to give…

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Woman Who Picked Up Litter as a Kid Resentful of Greta Thunberg

Greta Thunberg has recently been credited with bringing the environmental crisis to the forefront of political discussion. However, according to Cassie Hendricks, Thunberg should be…

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Why You Shouldn’t Date Your Dog Even Though You’d Really Prefer It

She’s a great snuggler, always letting you choose which spoon you want to be. She doesn’t shirk back at the thought of PDA. Her adventurous…

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