Author: Mary Gulino

Mary is an LA-based writer from New Jersey whose work can be seen online and on TV (unless you count streaming platforms as online, in which case, it's all online). She got glasses when she was two, and would love to talk optometry sometime.
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Wow! This Woman Built a Custom Wood Side Table to Store All Her Cheap Crap

Alexandria Gerson is craftier than your average Jane. That’s why, instead of shelling out for a new side table from somewhere pricy like Crate &…

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This Brave Woman Posted a Text Convo Where She Made a Funny Lil Joke

Bridgette Alvarez put her emotions on the line this morning when she made the vulnerable choice to reveal her inner life to all 158 of…

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Woman’s Left Boob Totally Bringing A-Game Today

Witnesses confirmed that area woman Anna Schulberg’s left breast is in peak physical form today—it appears pert, round, and as though it is simply having…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE WORK

6 Personal Flaws to Fixate on Right Before the Big Interview

An interview can bring out jitters in the best of us. And also the worst of us. With all your irredeemable flaws, you definitely fall…

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6 Vintage Brooches That Make You Look Like You’re About to Assign Homework

A vintage brooch is the perfect way to accessorize without contributing to fast fashion. But the flipside of investing in a timeless brooch, is that…

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Posted in FOOD LIFESTYLE

Help! The Pieces of Cheese I Lost in My Couch Cushions Have Unionized

I promise, I was just about to finally vacuum my couch cushions. Admittedly, I’ve put it off far long enough, and the situation is getting…

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5 Spaghetti Squash Recipes Guaranteed to Satisfy No One

1. Spaghetti Squash Casserole: If you’re in the mood to cook up some hearty comfort food for the family, this recipe will not help you…

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Woman Tricks Dog Into Loving Her By Covering Herself with Cheese

When Rachel Liu first adopted her small terrier, Iggy, she adored his good manners and docile personality. But she didn’t expect that, despite Iggy’s perfect…

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Heartbreaking! Woman Accidentally Closes Tabs She’s Had Open for 15 Years

Harriet Blakely has a hard time letting things go, which is why it was especially traumatic when her Safari browser suddenly quit, taking with it…

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This Woman’s Intersectional Feminism Somehow Only Includes Hot People?

For years, Clara Wozniak has been using her online platform to promote intersectional feminist ideals. A social media influencer, Wozniak understands that feminist activism needs…

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