Author: Mary Gulino

Mary is an LA-based writer from New Jersey whose work can be seen online and on TV (unless you count streaming platforms as online, in which case, it's all online). She got glasses when she was two, and would love to talk optometry sometime.
Posted in MONEY MOVES WORK

How I Started My Own Business By Leaving a Tip Jar in My Bathroom

You can find restroom tip jars in many clubs and restaurants all around the world. So I thought, why not in my home? The only…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT

Triggering: Child Refers to Hallelujah as “The Shrek Song”

Last week, Amber Porto, 30, was driving around with her six-year-old niece, Lila, when the song “Hallelujah” started playing on Porto’s car playlist.  In a…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT

How to Find New Friends When None of Yours Want to Talk About Bling Empire

Making friends as an adult is hard. Even harder? Tracking down friends who share your deep interest in Bling Empire. But just like Cherie didn’t…

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Posted in HOLIDAY NEWS

This Greeting Card is So Quirky, It Received an Honorary Degree from Emerson

When most people receive a Valentine’s Day card, they expect to read a sweet or earnest sentiment. But one quirky Galentine’s Day card with big…

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Posted in EW MEN LOVE

Woman Goes Completely Zero-Waste Except for Her Trash Boyfriend

Jacquie Ramos cares about the environment more than most people. That’s why she’s committed to making her carbon footprint as small as possible. For the…

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Posted in FASHION

QUIZ: Are You Hot Enough to Fuck With Embroidery?

Embroidery is a delightful cottagecore trend that’s having quite the moment. But like all good things, this cozy craft has sadly been co-opted by one…

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Posted in HOLIDAY

How to Break the News to Aunt Susan That You Aren’t Into Sloths Anymore

For the fiftieth gift-giving occasion in a row, your Aunt Susan has mailed you a sloth-themed present, based on the assumption that you are a…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE

Wow! This Woman Built a Custom Wood Side Table to Store All Her Cheap Crap

Alexandria Gerson is craftier than your average Jane. That’s why, instead of shelling out for a new side table from somewhere pricy like Crate &…

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This Brave Woman Posted a Text Convo Where She Made a Funny Lil Joke

Bridgette Alvarez put her emotions on the line this morning when she made the vulnerable choice to reveal her inner life to all 158 of…

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Posted in FASHION LIFESTYLE

Woman’s Left Boob Totally Bringing A-Game Today

Witnesses confirmed that area woman Anna Schulberg’s left breast is in peak physical form today—it appears pert, round, and as though it is simply having…

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