Author: Mary Gulino
Woman to Finally Become Happy After Buying One More Soap
Kendra Rahmann has 15 spare bar soaps and 7 dispensers of liquid soap in her bathroom closet. The varieties range from small batch goat’s milk…
Woman Unsure Where Toxic Thoughts End, Toxic Reality Begins
Melanie Soto has been stewing in some really negative energy recently, but she’s having a hard time locating the source. Melanie’s baseline skews a bit…
How to Find a Guy Who Communicates as Well as the Bank of America Live Chat
In any relationship, communication is key. So how is it that the only person on earth who seems to have fully mastered the art of…
New Netflix Dating Show is Just 24 Titties in a Fancy House
After the unequivocal success of reality tentpoles like Love is Blind and Too Hot to Handle, Netflix has streamlined their approach for their next reality…
QUIZ: Is He Attractive, or Does He Just Own More Than One Lamp?
Sometimes, a person catches your attention, and you can’t explain why. They just have that X factor that makes you feel magnetized to them, and…
Wow! This Guy Makes Six Figures and Still Has Bad Hair
Some guys have large incomes, and some guys have bad hair. Carson Connors is a man who has both in spades. Carson, who rakes in…
Woman’s Mustache Announces Long Awaited Comeback Tour
It’s been seven years since anyone has glimpsed at Marianna’s mustache. After keeping a low profile—probably due to unwanted criticism from the unforgiving public—the ‘stache…
The Instacart Delivery Guy’s Direct Eye Contact Means He Wants to Marry Me, Right?
The simplest answer is often the best answer, right? Well after much deductive reasoning, I’ve come to the straightforward conclusion that the Instacart guy who…
Woman Gets Burner Phone So She Can FaceTime With Herself
Clarissa Guzman has been feely particularly lonely this past month. Logically, she knew everyone was going through an equally tough time in isolation, but she…
BREAKING: High School Bully A Life Coach Now
According to her recent social media status updates, Kerrie Kennedy—the girl who made you cry on no fewer than 10 occasions between grades 9-12—is now…