Author: Mary Gulino
Weird! All of NYC Gave Up Shopping, Work and Public Transit for Lent This Year
Even though New York City is only about one-third Catholic, apparently all of its inhabitants have fully committed to the Lenten season this year, as…
This Woman is Smiling Because She Hasn’t Checked Her Credit Score in Five Years
You may be wondering why Fiona can’t stop grinning. Why the twinkle in her eye? Surely that’s the face of a woman who has her…
I Would Never Call a Woman a Bitch, Unless She Steals My Good Pen
My feminism is an important aspect of who I am. I am proud that my words and actions reflect my commitment to equality for all…
How to Complain About Being the Only Woman in Your Workplace Even Though You’re Self-Employed
Representation matters. As we roll into a new decade with new possibility, it’s important that women everywhere advocate for themselves and their voices—especially in the…
Wow! This Woman Drinks 8 Cups of Water a Day and She’s Still Sad!
Doctors recommend that adults drink half a gallon of water per day for optimal hydration. The health benefits of staying adequately hydrated are manifold—it boosts…
BREAKING: Barista Wants You to Go Fuck Yourself
According to witnesses, the barista at your local indie café wants you to get the hell out of his face. He can tell that you…
I Saved Hundreds Last Year By Making All My Coffee at Home and Not Once Leaving the House
The average millennial spends around $2,000 a year on coffee. When I found this out, I was floored! That’s a lot of money. And I,…
Woman’s Growling Stomach Gets More Floor Time in Meeting Than She Does
When Jodie raised her hand to chime in at the budgeting meeting yesterday, it was no surprise that her comments were interrupted so the all-male…
Ugh I’m So Busy, Says Friend Who Has Seen Every Episode of The Bachelorette
Corinne Harris can barely find the time to RSVP to Friendsgiving, let alone attend. Her life is just so crazy with her full-time job, regimented…
Woman Pays $1,000,000 Ransom for Cafe’s Elusive Wifi Password
Area woman Claire Khan was a first-time patron at George’s Café, an unassuming corner spot that specializes in vegan fare and uncomfortable metal seating, when…