Author: Maya Satin

Maya is a Boston-based sketch writer, improviser, and vampire. When she isn't doing a show, she can't be found, so don't try looking. Also, a construction worker once cat-called her sandwich.
Posted in ENTERTAINMENT

Collect Bugs and Declare Yourself Mayor: How to Play Animal Crossing in Real Life

The fervor for Nintendo’s latest chill-out simulator, Animal Crossing: New Horizons has reached a fever pitch online. Old fans and new fans can’t get enough…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE NEWS

Thousands of Protesters Across The Country Try To Figure Out What Exactly They Are Protesting

Americans rally in the streets from coast-to-coast. Even Ohio and Michigan, two states famous for never getting any action, are getting in on the action….

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Posted in DATING EW MEN LIFESTYLE

Help! My Boyfriend Calls Every Dog He Sees A “Bitch”

Dear Maya, I love my boyfriend. He’s super cuddly, and he’s always so excited to see me when I come by his place. Unfortunately, he’s…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT LIFESTYLE

I’m Not Worried About the Pandemic Cause Superhero Movies Taught Me Someone Else Will Come Fix It

Today’s world is turbulent and chaotic. With climate change on the rise, a global pandemic, and the horrible French Smurf rally, I find myself wondering,…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE

Sorry I Can’t Get Any Work Done, I Keep Getting Distracted by the Hot Person Who Lives in My Mirror

To: “The Boss in Charge” CC’d: 30 People Who Have Absolutely Nothing to Do With this Conversation Subject: I’ve Been Unproductive, and I Have a…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE

My Body Is a Weapon (That Only Works Against Itself): Tales from IBS

Irritable Bowel Syndrome, also known as IBS, affects 35 million Americans a year, and probably some people in other places too. With the exception of…

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Posted in FOOD LIFESTYLE

Woman Cures Seasonal Depression By Making Oatmeal at Midnight

Does the sun set too early? Is the cold bringing you down? Do you need a quick, simple and healthy reminder of why life is…

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Posted in FOOD NEWS

Local Woman in Danger After Realizing She Can’t Just Eat “One More Triscuit”

Providence, Rhode Island. 10:11 AM. No one answers the door, but it is unlocked. I walk into an apartment furnished with empty Triscuit boxes. It…

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New Study Shows Liza Minnelli Has Always Looked Like That

Stars are just like us- they put their age on one year at a time. Except for one: Liza Minnelli. Researchers at the National Institutes…

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Posted in NEWS

9/10 Dentist Agree: Brushing Your Teeth To the Power Rangers Song is Cool as Hell

Candles flicker and drills whir. Gurgles and spits of ages past, present, and future echo through chambers filled with reclining chairs and old magazines. A…

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