Author: Maya Satin
Collect Bugs and Declare Yourself Mayor: How to Play Animal Crossing in Real Life
The fervor for Nintendo’s latest chill-out simulator, Animal Crossing: New Horizons has reached a fever pitch online. Old fans and new fans can’t get enough…
Thousands of Protesters Across The Country Try To Figure Out What Exactly They Are Protesting
Americans rally in the streets from coast-to-coast. Even Ohio and Michigan, two states famous for never getting any action, are getting in on the action….
Help! My Boyfriend Calls Every Dog He Sees A “Bitch”
Dear Maya, I love my boyfriend. He’s super cuddly, and he’s always so excited to see me when I come by his place. Unfortunately, he’s…
I’m Not Worried About the Pandemic Cause Superhero Movies Taught Me Someone Else Will Come Fix It
Today’s world is turbulent and chaotic. With climate change on the rise, a global pandemic, and the horrible French Smurf rally, I find myself wondering,…
Sorry I Can’t Get Any Work Done, I Keep Getting Distracted by the Hot Person Who Lives in My Mirror
To: “The Boss in Charge” CC’d: 30 People Who Have Absolutely Nothing to Do With this Conversation Subject: I’ve Been Unproductive, and I Have a…
My Body Is a Weapon (That Only Works Against Itself): Tales from IBS
Irritable Bowel Syndrome, also known as IBS, affects 35 million Americans a year, and probably some people in other places too. With the exception of…
Woman Cures Seasonal Depression By Making Oatmeal at Midnight
Does the sun set too early? Is the cold bringing you down? Do you need a quick, simple and healthy reminder of why life is…
Local Woman in Danger After Realizing She Can’t Just Eat “One More Triscuit”
Providence, Rhode Island. 10:11 AM. No one answers the door, but it is unlocked. I walk into an apartment furnished with empty Triscuit boxes. It…
New Study Shows Liza Minnelli Has Always Looked Like That
Stars are just like us- they put their age on one year at a time. Except for one: Liza Minnelli. Researchers at the National Institutes…
9/10 Dentist Agree: Brushing Your Teeth To the Power Rangers Song is Cool as Hell
Candles flicker and drills whir. Gurgles and spits of ages past, present, and future echo through chambers filled with reclining chairs and old magazines. A…