Author: Niki Hatzidis
Cool Things I Can Do Now That I Got Microchipped…I Mean Vaccinated
Have you gotten your Fauci-Ouchy yet? You totally should. Not because it is the best way to protect your community from a global air-born virus….
Funny Sounding Words I Say to Myself to Ward Off Impending Doom
Can’t believe we surpassed one whole year of the pandemic? Looking at Florida and Texas, wondering why we even need them in the union anyway?…
Amazing! Woman Re-Learns How to Order Avocado Toast in Person
It’s been a really long time. She doesn’t know if she can do it. She fears she may have forgotten how. Since the global pandemic…
Woman Worried About Vaccine Rollout, Claims She’s “Too Feral to Be Let Back Into Society”
I get how the vaccine rollout is bringing everyone a lot of hope and joy. For me, it just fills me with terror. At this…
I Used to Be an Extrovert But Now I Prefer Cats
Before the pandemic, I used to be the life of the party. I used to frolic at gatherings and play hostess at dinner parties that…
“Why is She Taking a Selfie With a Leaf?” And Other Ways to Spot an Urbanite in Suburbia
The city dwellers have left their natural habitat and have wandered into the wild of your suburban town. Don’t worry, they are mostly harmless, if…
Any Drink is a Holiday Drink if You Believe! (Or Add Cinnamon)
Getting in a festive mood might take some ingenuity and creativity this year. You might be pinching your pennies and may not be able to…
Wow! This Hallmark Movie Drinking Game Makes You Take a Shot Every Time You See a White Man
‘Tis the season to be jolly and drunk! Snuggle up with your favorite ugly holiday sweater and get ready to slowly drift into oblivion in…
I Gave Up on Learning French and Now I Have to File a Harassment Order Against the Owl From Duolingo
I, a citizen suffering from quarantine fatigue, would like to apply for an order of harassment against Duo, the owl of Duolingo. During quarantine, many…
Bubonic Squirrels and Other Plot Holes the 2020 Writers Should Fix
Who else has been keeping up with the current season of “Mankind 2020?” Is it just me or does it feel like the final season?…