Author: Olivia Luchini
Awkward! This True Crime Podcast is Sponsored By the Medicine They Use to Euthanize Dogs?
Talk about a downer! A fan-favorite true-crime podcast shook its listeners to the core this Monday when its episode sponsor was Pentobarbital, the medicine they…
“Emily in Paris” Spin-Off “Tammy in Jacksonville” Not Doing Well in Test Screenings
With the insatiable demand for more Emily in Paris, the show’s creators have been scrambling to find a way to satisfy eager fans around the…
Uh-Oh! This Woman is Celebrating Men Doing the Bare Minimum Again!
Uh-oh! Your best friend is gushing about her boyfriend doing the bare minimum again and now you have to find a way to let her…
Woman Excited for Broadway to Come Back Not Excited for Return of Theatre Kids
The marquees of Broadway are aglow once again in New York City, beckoning fans of the arts back to live theatre. While many are overjoyed…
Queer Kids Nationwide Prepare to Latch Onto English Teacher for Dear Life This Back-to-School Season
Back-to-school shopping is in full swing! This year, queer kids around America are packing notebooks, pens, and an unhealthy attachment to their English teacher to…
Love Island to Add Woman Who Wears a Size 6 to Promote Body Positivity
Thick girls, rejoice! You’re about to be repped to death on everyone’s favorite reality show: Love Island! After falling in love with our thin casts,…
Hero! Ben Affleck Becomes First Divorced Man in Hollywood With Age Appropriate Girlfriend
Men in Hollywood have a bit of a rebound track record. They marry a woman their age, they divorce a decade and a half later,…
World Reaches Record Level of Bisexuals After “House of Gucci” Trailer Drops
Countries all over the world have been reduced to chaos thanks to the new House of Gucci trailer that was released late last week. Bisexuals…
Woman Who Can’t Remember Your Pronouns Somehow Remembers Every TikTok Dance
You introduced yourself with them, they’re in every social media bio you have, and you even have a quirky little pin on your denim jacket…
Happy Pride From the Tween Girl Who Wrote Gay One Direction Fan Fiction in 2013
What’s up 1D stans! It’s me, @HarrysNipples24, in the ripe year of 2021. Can you believe One Direction is almost 11 years old now? Time…