Author: Olivia Luchini

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Woman Excited for Broadway to Come Back Not Excited for Return of Theatre Kids

The marquees of Broadway are aglow once again in New York City, beckoning fans of the arts back to live theatre. While many are overjoyed…

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Queer Kids Nationwide Prepare to Latch Onto English Teacher for Dear Life This Back-to-School Season

Back-to-school shopping is in full swing! This year, queer kids around America are packing notebooks, pens, and an unhealthy attachment to their English teacher to…

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Love Island to Add Woman Who Wears a Size 6 to Promote Body Positivity

Thick girls, rejoice! You’re about to be repped to death on everyone’s favorite reality show: Love Island! After falling in love with our thin casts,…

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Hero! Ben Affleck Becomes First Divorced Man in Hollywood With Age Appropriate Girlfriend

Men in Hollywood have a bit of a rebound track record. They marry a woman their age, they divorce a decade and a half later,…

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World Reaches Record Level of Bisexuals After “House of Gucci” Trailer Drops

Countries all over the world have been reduced to chaos thanks to the new House of Gucci trailer that was released late last week. Bisexuals…

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Woman Who Can’t Remember Your Pronouns Somehow Remembers Every TikTok Dance

You introduced yourself with them, they’re in every social media bio you have, and you even have a quirky little pin on your denim jacket…

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Happy Pride From the Tween Girl Who Wrote Gay One Direction Fan Fiction in 2013

What’s up 1D stans! It’s me, @HarrysNipples24, in the ripe year of 2021. Can you believe One Direction is almost 11 years old now? Time…

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Yeah, I’m Bisexual for Attention — From My Conservative Grandma

I’ve done a lot of things for attention in my day. It began with being born a Gemini and escalated into breaking my arm in…

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Local Lesbian No Longer Oppressed Thanks to Single Rainbow Shirt Being Sold at Walmart

Cancel the Pride parades, ladies! Homophobia is officially #cancelled this year, thanks to a singular rainbow shirt being sold at a local Walmart. Resident lesbian…

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Man Dubbed King Of Health After Commenting “Stop Glorifying Obesity” On Every Lizzo Post

Sometimes, hard work does pay off. Seth Nelson from Fresno, CA received high honors after being dubbed the King of Health by the National Office…

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