Author: Paulina Combow
“Please Be Patient,” Begs Businesses Doing Everything They Can Except Pay A Living Wage
Sheila Davies owns three Sheila’s Roadhouse restaurants in Atlanta. Recently, she’s had to reduce hours for her businesses because she can’t find enough staff to…
Friend Complaining About Migraine Also Wearing Headband the Size of a Lampshade
It seems like everyone has a professional medical opinion lately, but every friend group has their own dedicated hypochondriac who has been illness-obsessed since way…
Woman Banned From Facebook for Calling Her Friend a “Dumb Slut” Says Censorship Has Gone Too Far
If you’re not an overly political or vulgar person, you may think Facebook’s censorship rules don’t apply to you. I’m not here to threaten or…
I Was Born A Bitcoin Miner’s Daughter
I was born a Bitcoin miner’s daughter In a suburb of a city near the water. We were poor, but we had fast WiFi. That’s…
Wall Street Worried Next Round of Stimulus Checks Will be Invested Wisely
In its heyday, the way to learn how to “play” the stock market was to get a degree from an elite school and work on…
Hollywood Finally Reveals Why They Think We Want James Corden in Everything
Since 2015 when James Corden was plucked from The UK and dropped into the host chair of “The Late Late Show” to fill Craig Ferguson’s…
Breaking News! Character on TV Show Has Sex Without Going Pee After, Faces No Consequences
How many times have you been watching a movie or TV show with a rad sex scene, and after it’s over the characters just go…
Congress Passes “Stimulant Bill” Reserved for Coffee and Adderall
One year into a deadly pandemic, Americans have received two stimulus checks; $1,200 for the first round and $600 for the second. This third round…
It’s Settled! We’re Calling the Little Pieces of Wax Paper Between Slices of Prosciutto Meat Receipts
Charcuterie boards got me through 2020. I’m not ashamed to say it’s basically my whole personality. How do you even pronounce it? Shark-Hooter-y. It’s French,…
New Dating App for People Who Refuse Therapy Called Un-Hinge
Studies show one in five relationships end because at least one partner refuses to work through their childhood trauma. Now no one has to worry…