Author: Susan-Kate Heaney

Susan-Kate Heaney (Los Angeles, CA) @sue_kate Susan-Kate Heaney is an actor (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, The Mindy Project, Masters of Sex), writer (multiple one-woman shows, webseries, movies) and new mom (Clover). She loves comedy and performs live often (improv, stand-up, sketch). She is the host of a podcast called "The Quirks" and spoiler alert... she has many of them. ​
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Thank God Zoom is Dying Because I’m Over These 6 Types of Zoomers

We’ve all spent over a year learning the ins and outs of Zoom (like how to “touch up” our appearance, hide non-video participants or make…

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4 Reality Shows That I’m Glad I Wasted My Life On

During this past year, I’ve found myself watching more TV. A LOT more. SO MUCH MORE that I now keep a pair of blue-light-blocking glasses…

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6 Quarantine Impulse Buys I Don’t Completely Regret

Instead of thinking about the psychological effects of a year in quarantine, I am choosing instead to make a list of the most BELOVED items…

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Grown Woman Can’t Recall Anything From High School Math Other Than “That Day We Got Pizza for Pi Day”

High school math and I went together about as well as sleep and doomscrolling on Twitter. It always felt like an uphill climb… in the…

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Who’s Gonna Tell My Beloved Spanx That I’m Never Gonna See Them Again?

Yesterday, while doing a deep dig through my underwear drawer (to avoid doing a load of laundry, so help me God!), my hand bumped into…

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In Defence of Scorpios (Written by a Scorpio)

Dear Scorpio,  Hi, rockstar. Hope you’re enjoying your birthday season, though your focus is probably more on exposing conspiracy theories, oversharing on Facetimes, and sighing…

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Last Minute Election Actions to Take (Other Than Screaming Into Your Pillow)

As we all know (and if you don’t, what wild underwater cave are you living in?!) the election is right around the corner (NOVEMBER 3RD,…

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How to Un-Sad Socially Distanced Halloween

This year (2020, IN CASE YOU SOMEHOW FORGOT) just looks a little… different (PANDEMICS, ELECTIONS, A CASE OF MASKNE THAT JUST! WON’T! QUIT!). Halloween is…

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Are People Still Wearing Bras? An Investigative Field Report

During this very strange socially distanced year, I’ve been obsessively wondering about people’s habits, since I’m not seeing people on the regular. I sent my…

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How to Act in Emergency Situations When Even Your Family Thinks You’d Die First in a Horror Movie

During a recent family Facetime call, and a hypothetical game about apocalyptic survival situations, my brother said to me “Well, we all know you wouldn’t…

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