Author: Susan-Kate Heaney
New Mom Realizes Her Baby is A Lot Like Everyone in High School Drama Club
THE LOUDEST ONE WINS No microphones necessary (or available). The one who can project best always gets the last word/the role of Tevye. TRADITION! TEARS…
“Sharing is Caring” Claims Woman Who Steals All Her Husband’s Clothes
Sharing is caring, right? For me, I say “yes.” For my husband, he says “Did you borrow/use/steal/misplace my (insert object here?)” In no particular order,…
Woman’s Entire Mood Destroyed By the Status of Her Store-Bought Spinach
Amanda Pyle woke up on Monday with a new lease on life. She had decided this was the week she was going to supercharge her…
Girl Who Used to Act in High School Wants Everyone to Know: She Still Can
Anyone who’s done high school theater knows of its particular joys and of course, dramas. The musty smell of old costumes soiled with thirty years…
Woman Who Can’t Keep a Rock Alive Turns to Plants
Inspired by days spent scrolling Tik Tok, Gina Helm, 32, took up a few new hobbies during the great quarantine(s) of 2020 and 2021. She…
Woman With Human Baby Still Considers Dog Her “Favorite Child”
Many people told me that once I gave birth to my human child, I wouldn’t be so crazy about my rescue Boston Terrier, Dublin. THOSE…
Thank God Zoom is Dying Because I’m Over These 6 Types of Zoomers
We’ve all spent over a year learning the ins and outs of Zoom (like how to “touch up” our appearance, hide non-video participants or make…
4 Reality Shows That I’m Glad I Wasted My Life On
During this past year, I’ve found myself watching more TV. A LOT more. SO MUCH MORE that I now keep a pair of blue-light-blocking glasses…
6 Quarantine Impulse Buys I Don’t Completely Regret
Instead of thinking about the psychological effects of a year in quarantine, I am choosing instead to make a list of the most BELOVED items…
Grown Woman Can’t Recall Anything From High School Math Other Than “That Day We Got Pizza for Pi Day”
High school math and I went together about as well as sleep and doomscrolling on Twitter. It always felt like an uphill climb… in the…