Author: Susan-Kate Heaney

Susan-Kate Heaney (Los Angeles, CA) @sue_kate Susan-Kate Heaney is an actor (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, The Mindy Project, Masters of Sex), writer (multiple one-woman shows, webseries, movies) and new mom (Clover). She loves comedy and performs live often (improv, stand-up, sketch). She is the host of a podcast called "The Quirks" and spoiler alert... she has many of them. ​
Posted in LIFESTYLE LOVE

“Sharing is Caring” Claims Woman Who Steals All Her Husband’s Clothes

Sharing is caring, right? For me, I say “yes.” For my husband, he says “Did you borrow/use/steal/misplace my (insert object here?)” In no particular order,…

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Posted in FOOD HEALTH

Woman’s Entire Mood Destroyed By the Status of Her Store-Bought Spinach

Amanda Pyle woke up on Monday with a new lease on life. She had decided this was the week she was going to supercharge her…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT LIFESTYLE

Girl Who Used to Act in High School Wants Everyone to Know: She Still Can

Anyone who’s done high school theater knows of its particular joys and of course, dramas. The musty smell of old costumes soiled with thirty years…

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Woman Who Can’t Keep a Rock Alive Turns to Plants

Inspired by days spent scrolling Tik Tok, Gina Helm, 32, took up a few new hobbies during the great quarantine(s) of 2020 and 2021. She…

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Woman With Human Baby Still Considers Dog Her “Favorite Child”

Many people told me that once I gave birth to my human child, I wouldn’t be so crazy about my rescue Boston Terrier, Dublin. THOSE…

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Thank God Zoom is Dying Because I’m Over These 6 Types of Zoomers

We’ve all spent over a year learning the ins and outs of Zoom (like how to “touch up” our appearance, hide non-video participants or make…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT

4 Reality Shows That I’m Glad I Wasted My Life On

During this past year, I’ve found myself watching more TV. A LOT more. SO MUCH MORE that I now keep a pair of blue-light-blocking glasses…

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6 Quarantine Impulse Buys I Don’t Completely Regret

Instead of thinking about the psychological effects of a year in quarantine, I am choosing instead to make a list of the most BELOVED items…

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Grown Woman Can’t Recall Anything From High School Math Other Than “That Day We Got Pizza for Pi Day”

High school math and I went together about as well as sleep and doomscrolling on Twitter. It always felt like an uphill climb… in the…

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Posted in FASHION

Who’s Gonna Tell My Beloved Spanx That I’m Never Gonna See Them Again?

Yesterday, while doing a deep dig through my underwear drawer (to avoid doing a load of laundry, so help me God!), my hand bumped into…

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