Author: Susan-Kate Heaney

Susan-Kate Heaney (Los Angeles, CA) @sue_kate Susan-Kate Heaney is an actor (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, The Mindy Project, Masters of Sex), writer (multiple one-woman shows, webseries, movies) and new mom (Clover). She loves comedy and performs live often (improv, stand-up, sketch). She is the host of a podcast called "The Quirks" and spoiler alert... she has many of them. ​
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In Defence of Scorpios (Written by a Scorpio)

Dear Scorpio,  Hi, rockstar. Hope you’re enjoying your birthday season, though your focus is probably more on exposing conspiracy theories, oversharing on Facetimes, and sighing…

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Last Minute Election Actions to Take (Other Than Screaming Into Your Pillow)

As we all know (and if you don’t, what wild underwater cave are you living in?!) the election is right around the corner (NOVEMBER 3RD,…

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How to Un-Sad Socially Distanced Halloween

This year (2020, IN CASE YOU SOMEHOW FORGOT) just looks a little… different (PANDEMICS, ELECTIONS, A CASE OF MASKNE THAT JUST! WON’T! QUIT!). Halloween is…

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Are People Still Wearing Bras? An Investigative Field Report

During this very strange socially distanced year, I’ve been obsessively wondering about people’s habits, since I’m not seeing people on the regular. I sent my…

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How to Act in Emergency Situations When Even Your Family Thinks You’d Die First in a Horror Movie

During a recent family Facetime call, and a hypothetical game about apocalyptic survival situations, my brother said to me “Well, we all know you wouldn’t…

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Boxed Mac & Cheese and Other Random Things That Made Me Ugly Cry This Week

Quarantine has been a great (stay with me) time for really going deep, learning new things about yourself, fully embracing the concept of a shower…

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Quarantine Cleaning: When You Realize How Many Things You Bought And Never Used

Quarantine has given me plenty of time to clean out all the boxes, closets and junk drawers I’ve neglected for… quite some time (years). Here…

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More Than Shoes: My Rom-Com Romance With Adidas Slides

I wish I could say that my Slides and I had a “saw you across the room- heart pounding- love at first sight” type of…

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10 Things I Wish I Hadn’t Learned About Myself in Isolation

We here in Los Angeles have been (somewhat unsuccessfully) at this for a few (SINCE MARCH!) months now. Here are some of the things I…

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I Tried to Fill My Quarantine With Self-Care and Productivity, But Then I Remembered I Have a Child

As I crumple into bed late at night, mindlessly scrolling Instagram to keep my finger from the “News” section, I notice that there are two…

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