Author: Tricia D'Onofrio

Listen, I don’t want to sound ungrateful here. I know I was chosen out of hundreds to be this month’s egg. I understand the magnitude….

Brooklyn woman Luisa Mercer has reportedly ripped through her tank top and is shouting for joy on what she deems ”the luckiest day of her…

Hey there. It’s me… you know, Sk8er Boi! You know, from the song, “He was a sk8er boi, she said see you later boy” …….

My agent gave me a ring and offered me a chance to be on the Tonight Show. Jimmy is one of my closest friends so…

I was born on a cheek. A face cheek, not…umm…nevermind. You see, when your skin cells grow, they usually spread out throughout the skin. My…

There I was, sunning myself on the sand… when this giant, greedy woman snatched me up and threw me in a bucket. I know I’m…

Shanley Fitzpatrick has recently returned to work at a mid-size insurance company. “It felt a little odd to come back to work in person again…

Local man Andre Vespo is in a state of disbelief after his wedding was postponed, due to the virus. “I had to stop playing my…

Workaholic. Busy Bee. Workhorse. I love being able to do it all. Besides, it’s not that much, really. I just work a full-time job, teach…

America here. I’m in a bit of a pickle. Long story short, I got involved with this virus who insisted he just needed a place…