Author: Tricia D'Onofrio

Tricia D'Onofrio is a comedian and writer from Connecticut, but not the tennis part. She has determined that 2020 will be her year, despite all signs pointing to the opposite. She always believed herself to be a unique individual, but it turns out she's just a textbook Sagittarius.
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Generic Woman With Generic Name Complains About Being Forgotten

Christina feels forgettable. She has evidence of this. Sometimes someone will smile at her and sincerely say, “It was so nice to meet you.” She…

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Posted in EW MEN LIFESTYLE

Is It Just Me or Is Grandpa’s Vow Renewal Coming off as a Little Desperate?

Listen gramps, I just want to start by saying, You totally should live your best life….but I have to say that this whole vow renewal…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE NEWS

Brain Goes on Strike Until Demands of Basic Self-Care Are Met

The representatives from the Brain Union have declared that they are going to go on strike until their demands of basic self-care and nutrition are…

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Posted in EW MEN FOOD NEWS

Middle Aged Man Can’t Believe His Waitress is Seeing Other Tables

I don’t want to be jealous or anything…but my waitress is seeing other tables. When I first started coming to this joint, I was seated…

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Posted in DATING ENTERTAINMENT EW MEN

Convicted Serial Killer Is Awkwardly Not a Tidy, Misunderstood Hottie

We’re coming live to you from convicted serial killer Justin Timmon’s house in the outskirts of rural Indiana. Justin is holed up in his duplex…

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Dying Grandma Won’t Allow Visitors Because She “Doesn’t Look Hot”

Listen, sweetie, your ma told me you want to go visit nanna… The doctors don’t know yet. They’re doing tests. Tests, lots of tests. Let’s…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT LIFESTYLE

I Started a Technology Detox and Wound Up Amish

I am currently a viral Zoom sensation. I had to use the little girl’s room so I turned off my video and volume, but Zoom…

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Tide Pods Clean Up Their Act, “We’re Vegan Now!”

In the meme yearbook, the class of 2017 will be remembered for a few notable alums including Salt Bae, White Blinking Guy, and of course,…

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Posted in MONEY MOVES NEWS

Family Bullies Dad Into Unlimited Data

Back in the bygone flip phone era, things were different. If your mom went out to run errands, you just had to hope she’d be…

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Posted in FOOD NEWS

Almond Milk Sues for Rights

Dairy farmers everywhere share a common dream: a wholesome lifestyle spent milking their cows each day, filling up buckets of milk and making enough to…

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