Author: Tricia D'Onofrio
Family Bullies Dad Into Unlimited Data
Back in the bygone flip phone era, things were different. If your mom went out to run errands, you just had to hope she’d be…
Almond Milk Sues for Rights
Dairy farmers everywhere share a common dream: a wholesome lifestyle spent milking their cows each day, filling up buckets of milk and making enough to…
Now That You’ve Taken a Bite…Guess What Horrible Ingredient The Party Host Snuck Into Your Food!
With the surge of food allergies and unique dietary needs, more and more establishments are becoming transparent about what they put in their food. That…
Tesla Makes Apologists’ Dreams Come True With New In-Car “Sorry Switch”
Have you ever made an error or five behind the wheel? Of course you have. A revolutionary study from the McAuliffe Institute concludes that there…
Carrying Mace May Decrease the Odds of a Surprise Party, New Study Says
Middle children and attention seeking adults everywhere long for the day where all of their friends blow them off, in the hopes that maybe, just…
10/10 Moms Agree Your Minor Cough Definitely Got Them Sick
If you sneeze and your mom isn’t around to hear it, will you still be blamed for getting her sick? Every day, millions of Americans…
Local Woman Has Nothing Against Football, Just Doesn’t Like the Noise
The following op-ed is brought to you by local Connecticut woman, Linda Rosenbloom. Who doesn’t love football? I too, intimately know the pure thrill of…
Join the Wedding DJ Union, It’s an Offer You Can’t Refuse
Thank you for coming to the back alley. Discretion is key in this way of life. When you’re the head of the snake, it puts…
Sleepless in Sofa-(eattle)
After watching one too many episodes of Olivia Benson catching skeevy perps, I dozed off on the couch. I woke up around oneish to a…
Candle Vies to Be the New “It Girl” on Coffee Table
Woah, she looks like she stepped right out of Coachella, took off her wide brimmed hat and appeared in my life. Clearly, she has “it”’…