Author: Tricia D'Onofrio

Tricia D'Onofrio is a comedian and writer from Connecticut, but not the tennis part. She has determined that 2020 will be her year, despite all signs pointing to the opposite. She always believed herself to be a unique individual, but it turns out she's just a textbook Sagittarius.
Posted in MONEY MOVES NEWS

Family Bullies Dad Into Unlimited Data

Back in the bygone flip phone era, things were different. If your mom went out to run errands, you just had to hope she’d be…

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Posted in FOOD NEWS

Almond Milk Sues for Rights

Dairy farmers everywhere share a common dream: a wholesome lifestyle spent milking their cows each day, filling up buckets of milk and making enough to…

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Posted in FOOD LIFESTYLE

Now That You’ve Taken a Bite…Guess What Horrible Ingredient The Party Host Snuck Into Your Food!

With the surge of food allergies and unique dietary needs, more and more establishments are becoming transparent about what they put in their food. That…

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Posted in NEWS

Tesla Makes Apologists’ Dreams Come True With New In-Car “Sorry Switch”

Have you ever made an error or five behind the wheel? Of course you have. A revolutionary study from the McAuliffe Institute concludes that there…

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Carrying Mace May Decrease the Odds of a Surprise Party, New Study Says

Middle children and attention seeking adults everywhere long for the day where all of their friends blow them off, in the hopes that maybe, just…

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10/10 Moms Agree Your Minor Cough Definitely Got Them Sick

If you sneeze and your mom isn’t around to hear it, will you still be blamed for getting her sick? Every day, millions of Americans…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

Local Woman Has Nothing Against Football, Just Doesn’t Like the Noise

The following op-ed is brought to you by local Connecticut woman, Linda Rosenbloom. Who doesn’t love football? I too, intimately know the pure thrill of…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

Join the Wedding DJ Union, It’s an Offer You Can’t Refuse

Thank you for coming to the back alley. Discretion is key in this way of life. When you’re the head of the snake, it puts…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT LIFESTYLE

Sleepless in Sofa-(eattle)

After watching one too many episodes of Olivia Benson catching skeevy perps, I dozed off on the couch. I woke up around oneish to a…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE NEWS

Candle Vies to Be the New “It Girl” on Coffee Table

Woah, she looks like she stepped right out of Coachella, took off her wide brimmed hat and appeared in my life. Clearly, she has “it”’…

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