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“Can You Read?” Asks Woman Whose Dating Bar Has Dropped So Low She Can’t Limbo Under It

The pandemic has brought a lot of things to light: the need for universal healthcare, intelligent and competent leaders, and the fact that there is…

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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days: Help Me Find the Boyfriend I Lost in Ikea

Kara Boyari has been searching for her missing boyfriend Jason, that she lost in Ikea, for 10 days now, and things are starting to look…

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Inventor of the Phrase “Where’s My Hug?” Granted Nobel Prize for Worst Person

At long last, the eggheads in Sweden have spoken! Retired pharmaceutical representative Tripp Mason, 62, of Stamford, Connecticut will finally be recognized for his achievements…

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“It’s Okay, No Man I’ve Ever Known Has Had a Top Sheet Either” Your Mother Consoles You

You haven’t been this excited in months. You went on a few amazing dates with this hot ass dude from Tinder, and since he slept…

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How to Find a Guy Who Communicates as Well as the Bank of America Live Chat

In any relationship, communication is key. So how is it that the only person on earth who seems to have fully mastered the art of…

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QUIZ: Is He Attractive, or Does He Just Own More Than One Lamp?

Sometimes, a person catches your attention, and you can’t explain why. They just have that X factor that makes you feel magnetized to them, and…

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Convicted Serial Killer Is Awkwardly Not a Tidy, Misunderstood Hottie

We’re coming live to you from convicted serial killer Justin Timmon’s house in the outskirts of rural Indiana. Justin is holed up in his duplex…

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The Instacart Delivery Guy’s Direct Eye Contact Means He Wants to Marry Me, Right?

The simplest answer is often the best answer, right? Well after much deductive reasoning, I’ve come to the straightforward conclusion that the Instacart guy who…

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I Never Thought I’d be Flicking it to NY Press Briefings But Here We Are

Quarantine has brought a lot of problematic things to the surface. I’m not talking about our lack of infrastructure, adequate healthcare and social welfare systems…

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