Category: ENTERTAINMENT
Collect Bugs and Declare Yourself Mayor: How to Play Animal Crossing in Real Life
The fervor for Nintendo’s latest chill-out simulator, Animal Crossing: New Horizons has reached a fever pitch online. Old fans and new fans can’t get enough…
Board Games That Will Make You Feel Rich While You’re Unemployed
Ah, the rich. The enviable 1% with their multiple estates and fancy cars. The lucky few who are already fattened enough that they will likely…
Spam and Karaoke! 6 Ways to Celebrate API Heritage Month in Quarantine
It’s May! HAPPY ASIAN AND PACIFIC ISLANDER AMERICAN HERITAGE MONTH! It’s hard to feel celebratory with all APAH-love events of past years being cancelled and the…
I Started a Technology Detox and Wound Up Amish
I am currently a viral Zoom sensation. I had to use the little girl’s room so I turned off my video and volume, but Zoom…
“Here’s What You Should’ve Done” A One Sided Conversation With a Male Open Micer
First of all, usually women have to be ugly or fat, or both, to be funny…but you actually have punchlines so good job. I’m actually…
I’m Not Worried About the Pandemic Cause Superhero Movies Taught Me Someone Else Will Come Fix It
Today’s world is turbulent and chaotic. With climate change on the rise, a global pandemic, and the horrible French Smurf rally, I find myself wondering,…
A 1950’s Housewife Reviews Disney+: Cinderella Edition
Well, I LOVED it! This story starts off with an unmarried woman who’s father has died, making her a burden, but she’s beautiful and cleans…
New Online Course Teaches You How to Write the Shittiest Yelp Review
“Tell them that meal evoked horrific childhood memories for you. That it was plated in a way that was messier than your parents divorce.” I’m…
Justin Timberlake Transitioned Out of Frosted Ramen Noodle Hair, You Can Get Through This Break Up
The year was 1998. Everything was perfect. You didn’t have a care in the world. You were busy rocking those butterfly hair clips and glittery…
The Mona Lisa Is a Photocopy and Fine Art Is a Lie: A Conspiracy Theory
Everyone likes a good conspiracy theory. It’s fun to overthink and complicate things, rather than assuming the simplest and most obvious facts are true. A…