Category: EW MEN
Are You Ugly or Hot? We Asked Tim, a 19-Year-Old From Maryland
The pervasive cultural woes of self doubt and insecurity have plagued womankind for far too long. Am I ugly, or am I hot? We’ve all…
Man Caught Leaving His House in Grey Sweatpants Swears He Wasn’t Asking For It
Jordy Peterson left his house last Sunday morning for a seemingly innocent trip to the grocery store. Little did he know, wearing grey sweatpants to…
Uh-Oh! This Woman is Celebrating Men Doing the Bare Minimum Again!
Uh-oh! Your best friend is gushing about her boyfriend doing the bare minimum again and now you have to find a way to let her…
I Left My Fiancé At The Altar Because His Vows Included The Word ‘Irregardless’
In hindsight, there were warning signs. Before I’d even gotten home from our first date, he’d already messaged to say he’d enjoyed hanging out “alot.”…
Were You Team Jacob, or Did You Spend Your 20s Dating Emotionally Unstable Men?
The other day my therapist, after discussing my dating life at great length, asked me why a smart young woman like myself was inclined to…
Woman Realizes Source of Her Love for Terrible Men…Thanks, Mom!
Mother knows best right…Well, not when it comes to men! I remember the first time I heard the song “Que Sera Sera,” a song where…
Man Accused of Catfishing Claims He Was Just Trying to Contact Woman About Her Car’s Extended Warranty
Maggie Knottingham, 57, finally FaceTimed a man she had been talking to online for months. “HELLO,” he said, “I’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT…
QUIZ: Is He Giving You the Floor to Speak or Just Listening to a Podcast in His AirPods?
If the man you’re speaking with seems uncharacteristically quiet, it could be an encouraging sign that he’s trying to become a more active listener. Otherwise,…
Breaking News! Generic White Man Believes His Below Average Comedy Set is Pure Genius
Reporters have been outside Broadway Comedy Club for hours, trying to get a lead on the story that has been not surprising to viewers nationwide….
7 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That are Still Less Offensive Than My Ex-Boyfriends
1. Perfection Salad Originally published in Knox Gelatine: Dainty Dishes for Dainty People, this pretty-as-a-picture recipe holds a few unexpected surprises. Fresh vegetables such as carrots,…