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Man Dubbed King Of Health After Commenting “Stop Glorifying Obesity” On Every Lizzo Post

Sometimes, hard work does pay off. Seth Nelson from Fresno, CA received high honors after being dubbed the King of Health by the National Office…

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Help! My Husband’s 23andMe Results Show He’s a Fuckboy

A few months ago, I thought it would be fun for my husband and I to get our DNA analyzed. So I enthusiastically ordered two…

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Man Whose Entire Sense of Humor is Quoting Borat Doesn’t Think Women Are Funny

Just when you thought sexism had been solved, Arizona man Edward Fontana has whisked us back from the edge of equality once more. Fontana recently…

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That Guy You Met at an Open Mic Has Strong Opinions About Your Protest Sign

Hey, hey there. It’s good to see you again! Yeah, we met a couple years ago at an open mic! Man, this is a great…

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Local Birthday Magician Just the Right Amount of Creepy

A magician never reveals his secrets. But lucky for us, local king of the birthday party magic circuit, Douglas Flaherty, is ready to spill the…

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Local Man Doesn’t Know All His Facebook Friends Are Sex Robots

On the surface, it may appear that Fred Burke is just a popular guy, or at least that’s what his friends at the gun club…

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Local Groomzilla Devastated About Postponed Wedding After He Booked Only the Band

Local man Andre Vespo is in a state of disbelief after his wedding was postponed, due to the virus. “I had to stop playing my…

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Is It Just Me or Is Grandpa’s Vow Renewal Coming off as a Little Desperate?

Listen gramps, I just want to start by saying, You totally should live your best life….but I have to say that this whole vow renewal…

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“Can You Read?” Asks Woman Whose Dating Bar Has Dropped So Low She Can’t Limbo Under It

The pandemic has brought a lot of things to light: the need for universal healthcare, intelligent and competent leaders, and the fact that there is…

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