Category: EW MEN

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Is It Just Me or Is Grandpa’s Vow Renewal Coming off as a Little Desperate?

Listen gramps, I just want to start by saying, You totally should live your best life….but I have to say that this whole vow renewal…

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“Can You Read?” Asks Woman Whose Dating Bar Has Dropped So Low She Can’t Limbo Under It

The pandemic has brought a lot of things to light: the need for universal healthcare, intelligent and competent leaders, and the fact that there is…

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Posted in DATING EW MEN LIFESTYLE NEWS

Inventor of the Phrase “Where’s My Hug?” Granted Nobel Prize for Worst Person

At long last, the eggheads in Sweden have spoken! Retired pharmaceutical representative Tripp Mason, 62, of Stamford, Connecticut will finally be recognized for his achievements…

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“It’s Okay, No Man I’ve Ever Known Has Had a Top Sheet Either” Your Mother Consoles You

You haven’t been this excited in months. You went on a few amazing dates with this hot ass dude from Tinder, and since he slept…

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Middle Aged Man Can’t Believe His Waitress is Seeing Other Tables

I don’t want to be jealous or anything…but my waitress is seeing other tables. When I first started coming to this joint, I was seated…

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How to Find a Guy Who Communicates as Well as the Bank of America Live Chat

In any relationship, communication is key. So how is it that the only person on earth who seems to have fully mastered the art of…

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QUIZ: Is He Attractive, or Does He Just Own More Than One Lamp?

Sometimes, a person catches your attention, and you can’t explain why. They just have that X factor that makes you feel magnetized to them, and…

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Wow! This Guy Makes Six Figures and Still Has Bad Hair

Some guys have large incomes, and some guys have bad hair. Carson Connors is a man who has both in spades. Carson, who rakes in…

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Convicted Serial Killer Is Awkwardly Not a Tidy, Misunderstood Hottie

We’re coming live to you from convicted serial killer Justin Timmon’s house in the outskirts of rural Indiana. Justin is holed up in his duplex…

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