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Man Accused of Catfishing Claims He Was Just Trying to Contact Woman About Her Car’s Extended Warranty

Maggie Knottingham, 57, finally FaceTimed a man she had been talking to online for months. “HELLO,” he said, “I’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT…

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Posted in EW MEN LIFESTYLE

QUIZ: Is He Giving You the Floor to Speak or Just Listening to a Podcast in His AirPods?

If the man you’re speaking with seems uncharacteristically quiet, it could be an encouraging sign that he’s trying to become a more active listener. Otherwise,…

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Breaking News! Generic White Man Believes His Below Average Comedy Set is Pure Genius

Reporters have been outside Broadway Comedy Club for hours, trying to get a lead on the story that has been not surprising to viewers nationwide….

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7 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That are Still Less Offensive Than My Ex-Boyfriends

1. Perfection Salad Originally published in Knox Gelatine: Dainty Dishes for Dainty People, this pretty-as-a-picture recipe holds a few unexpected surprises. Fresh vegetables such as carrots,…

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We Know “The Crown” is Fiction, But Prince Charles is Still the Worst

If there is one thing we learned during this pandemic, it is that binge-watching Netflix can be remarkably life-affirming. Before we only binge watched when…

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The Term “Pussy” Equated with Weakness, Yet Men Worldwide Can’t Handle an Eyebrow Wax

Honestly, how the hell did this even start? We hear it every day. Everyone has some version of it. “Wow, don’t be such a pussy,”…

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Sk8er Boi Achieves His Final Form: Visor Dad

Hey there. It’s me… you know, Sk8er Boi! You know, from the song, “He was a sk8er boi, she said see you later boy” …….

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Woman Goes Completely Zero-Waste Except for Her Trash Boyfriend

Jacquie Ramos cares about the environment more than most people. That’s why she’s committed to making her carbon footprint as small as possible. For the…

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Local Man Forgets His Own Birthday, Mad At You For Some Reason

“What the hell, babe? Why didn’t you tell me my birthday was yesterday?” cried Ryan Martin, 38, to his long-time live-in girlfriend, Jenn. Since getting…

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5 Steps to Convincing Yourself This Guy’s Dirty Fingernails Are From Woodworking

1. Evaluate the outfit. Flannels are a green light for lumberjack fantasies. Doesn’t matter that you’re in the hipster section of Old Navy. Doesn’t matter…

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