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Man Whose Entire Sense of Humor is Quoting Borat Doesn’t Think Women Are Funny
Just when you thought sexism had been solved, Arizona man Edward Fontana has whisked us back from the edge of equality once more. Fontana recently…
That Guy You Met at an Open Mic Has Strong Opinions About Your Protest Sign
Hey, hey there. It’s good to see you again! Yeah, we met a couple years ago at an open mic! Man, this is a great…
Local Birthday Magician Just the Right Amount of Creepy
A magician never reveals his secrets. But lucky for us, local king of the birthday party magic circuit, Douglas Flaherty, is ready to spill the…
Local Man Doesn’t Know All His Facebook Friends Are Sex Robots
On the surface, it may appear that Fred Burke is just a popular guy, or at least that’s what his friends at the gun club…
Local Groomzilla Devastated About Postponed Wedding After He Booked Only the Band
Local man Andre Vespo is in a state of disbelief after his wedding was postponed, due to the virus. “I had to stop playing my…
🔒 3 Easy Ways to Say “I Actually Have Morals” to Grown Men Who Still Think They’re in a Frat
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Is It Just Me or Is Grandpa’s Vow Renewal Coming off as a Little Desperate?
Listen gramps, I just want to start by saying, You totally should live your best life….but I have to say that this whole vow renewal…
“Can You Read?” Asks Woman Whose Dating Bar Has Dropped So Low She Can’t Limbo Under It
The pandemic has brought a lot of things to light: the need for universal healthcare, intelligent and competent leaders, and the fact that there is…
Inventor of the Phrase “Where’s My Hug?” Granted Nobel Prize for Worst Person
At long last, the eggheads in Sweden have spoken! Retired pharmaceutical representative Tripp Mason, 62, of Stamford, Connecticut will finally be recognized for his achievements…
“It’s Okay, No Man I’ve Ever Known Has Had a Top Sheet Either” Your Mother Consoles You
You haven’t been this excited in months. You went on a few amazing dates with this hot ass dude from Tinder, and since he slept…