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Woman, Assumed Dead, Brought Back By 90s Fashion

Lara Horning, who spent the last 17 years missing and assumed dead, walked into a bar on Friday. She was wearing a pastel plaid skort,…

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So You Cut Your Hair and None of Your Friends Explicitly Said They Like It: Now What?

The unthinkable has happened. Every human being’s worst nightmare. You’ve been through the wringer, and it didn’t make you stronger, it just made you worse….

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Woman Doesn’t Have the Strength to Untangle Necklace, But Can Definitely Get on Her Peloton

What is it? What is so damn hard about finding the #strength to untangle a necklace? I don’t know about you, but I usually try…

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Amazing! This Woman Can Predict the Future By Reading The Makeup Lines On Your Mask

A tarot card or birth chart reading is a perfect way to make specific and outlandish assumptions about your future based on a series of…

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5 Cute Vintage Pieces That Smell Like King Tut’s Sarcophagus

If you want to lower your fashion carbon footprint, try some of these stylish vintage pieces! Incidentally, if you wear these items, you will also…

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6 Slutty Outfits to Wear While Picking Up Your Meds

1. Long sleeve shirt with fringe, wide brim hat, gun holster, assless chaps You have a right to feel unique in this outfit. You’re showing…

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Wait, If There’s a Vaccine, Does That Mean I Have to Start Going Out and Wearing Bras Again?

Well, I mean…it’s great. It truly is. This is the vaccine we’ve been waiting for, for a year. But somehow, you’re a little hesitant. Not…

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Mole Pulls Ultimate Attention Seeking Move By Sprouting a Hair

I was born on a cheek. A face cheek, not…umm…nevermind. You see, when your skin cells grow, they usually spread out throughout the skin. My…

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Who’s Gonna Tell My Beloved Spanx That I’m Never Gonna See Them Again?

Yesterday, while doing a deep dig through my underwear drawer (to avoid doing a load of laundry, so help me God!), my hand bumped into…

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