Category: FASHION

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How to Achieve Effortless Beach Waves in 10 Devastatingly Complex Steps

Summer may be over, but that doesn’t mean the fun has to end! Tired of drab autumn hair? Spice things up with a beachy throwback….

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Friend Complaining About Migraine Also Wearing Headband the Size of a Lampshade

It seems like everyone has a professional medical opinion lately, but every friend group has their own dedicated hypochondriac who has been illness-obsessed since way…

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Posted in FASHION LGBT

Local Lesbian No Longer Oppressed Thanks to Single Rainbow Shirt Being Sold at Walmart

Cancel the Pride parades, ladies! Homophobia is officially #cancelled this year, thanks to a singular rainbow shirt being sold at a local Walmart. Resident lesbian…

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How to Achieve Bouncy Romantic Curls…For Nobody to See Because You’ve Been Avoiding Human Contact Since March 2020

Just because there’s a pandemic, doesn’t mean you can’t revel in luxurious, romantic, bouncy curls. Here are some styling tips to achieve your dream hair…

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Vaccinated Woman Can’t Wait to Go Everywhere With Her New Yorker Bag Again

Now that she’s vaccinated, Shelly Crowley can’t wait to enjoy public spaces again. An extrovert who feeds off the energy of others, Crowley is excited…

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Woman, Assumed Dead, Brought Back By 90s Fashion

Lara Horning, who spent the last 17 years missing and assumed dead, walked into a bar on Friday. She was wearing a pastel plaid skort,…

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So You Cut Your Hair and None of Your Friends Explicitly Said They Like It: Now What?

The unthinkable has happened. Every human being’s worst nightmare. You’ve been through the wringer, and it didn’t make you stronger, it just made you worse….

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Woman Doesn’t Have the Strength to Untangle Necklace, But Can Definitely Get on Her Peloton

What is it? What is so damn hard about finding the #strength to untangle a necklace? I don’t know about you, but I usually try…

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Amazing! This Woman Can Predict the Future By Reading The Makeup Lines On Your Mask

A tarot card or birth chart reading is a perfect way to make specific and outlandish assumptions about your future based on a series of…

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