Category: FASHION
Man Caught Leaving His House in Grey Sweatpants Swears He Wasn’t Asking For It
Jordy Peterson left his house last Sunday morning for a seemingly innocent trip to the grocery store. Little did he know, wearing grey sweatpants to…
What to Wear in Order to Upstage Everyone at Your Family Holiday Party
As the snow begins to fall and the chestnuts roast, one thing becomes increasingly clear: the holiday season is officially here! You know what that…
How to Achieve Effortless Beach Waves in 10 Devastatingly Complex Steps
Summer may be over, but that doesn’t mean the fun has to end! Tired of drab autumn hair? Spice things up with a beachy throwback….
Friend Complaining About Migraine Also Wearing Headband the Size of a Lampshade
It seems like everyone has a professional medical opinion lately, but every friend group has their own dedicated hypochondriac who has been illness-obsessed since way…
Local Lesbian No Longer Oppressed Thanks to Single Rainbow Shirt Being Sold at Walmart
Cancel the Pride parades, ladies! Homophobia is officially #cancelled this year, thanks to a singular rainbow shirt being sold at a local Walmart. Resident lesbian…
How to Achieve Bouncy Romantic Curls…For Nobody to See Because You’ve Been Avoiding Human Contact Since March 2020
Just because there’s a pandemic, doesn’t mean you can’t revel in luxurious, romantic, bouncy curls. Here are some styling tips to achieve your dream hair…
Vaccinated Woman Can’t Wait to Go Everywhere With Her New Yorker Bag Again
Now that she’s vaccinated, Shelly Crowley can’t wait to enjoy public spaces again. An extrovert who feeds off the energy of others, Crowley is excited…
That Anti-Aging Serum Isn’t Going to Make Up for the Fact That an Entire Generation Hates the Way You Part Your Hair
So, you’re 30 years old. The Y2K days feel like yesterday, but they were really twenty years ago?! You feel assured about who you are…
Woman, Assumed Dead, Brought Back By 90s Fashion
Lara Horning, who spent the last 17 years missing and assumed dead, walked into a bar on Friday. She was wearing a pastel plaid skort,…
So You Cut Your Hair and None of Your Friends Explicitly Said They Like It: Now What?
The unthinkable has happened. Every human being’s worst nightmare. You’ve been through the wringer, and it didn’t make you stronger, it just made you worse….