Category: FASHION

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How to Pick Out the Perfect Outfit for the Impending Civil War!

Let’s be honest, things are kind of a mess right now. It’s been days since the election and we still have no winner. Nevada seemingly…

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Woman’s Left Boob Totally Bringing A-Game Today

Witnesses confirmed that area woman Anna Schulberg’s left breast is in peak physical form today—it appears pert, round, and as though it is simply having…

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Are People Still Wearing Bras? An Investigative Field Report

During this very strange socially distanced year, I’ve been obsessively wondering about people’s habits, since I’m not seeing people on the regular. I sent my…

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Charcuterie Board Fills Emotional Void That No Man Could

It’s been…a hard seven months. In. So. Many. Damn. Ways. You had your birthday via Zoom in March, and another six for your friends since….

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8 Halloween Costumes for Lazy People

Halloween is nearly here and this year it’s gonna look a little different. You may be stuck at home, but you can still get into…

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6 Vintage Brooches That Make You Look Like You’re About to Assign Homework

A vintage brooch is the perfect way to accessorize without contributing to fast fashion. But the flipside of investing in a timeless brooch, is that…

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QUIZ: What Does Your Taste in Flannel Say About You in Bed?

It’s officially flannel season for everyone except male comedians, who just wear flannel all year. Deciding which type of flannel is difficult, as there are…

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7 Statement Necklaces That Make You Look Like You Have Your Life Together

Are you the hot mess of your friend group? Well, no need to fear. With a little trip to Amazon, you can hook yourself up…

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It’s Okay Honey, No One Can Hear Me Screaming Through My Mask Either

So, your best friend has been a little down lately. I mean, who can blame her? Things just…aren’t good, to say the very, very least….

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Dress to Get His Attention So Your Friend Can Rob Him

Every friend group has that one girl that everyone else is jealous of. She has it all; a boyfriend, a debit card, and a host…

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