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More Than Shoes: My Rom-Com Romance With Adidas Slides

I wish I could say that my Slides and I had a “saw you across the room- heart pounding- love at first sight” type of…

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Posted in FASHION LIFESTYLE

Woman in Quarantine Would Give First Born Child to Put on Spanx Again

Sources say a local woman has expressed downright outrage about her inability to “dress to impress” during quarantine, and she has said some “pretty extreme…

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Posted in EW MEN FASHION LIFESTYLE NEWS

Wow! This Guy Makes Six Figures and Still Has Bad Hair

Some guys have large incomes, and some guys have bad hair. Carson Connors is a man who has both in spades. Carson, who rakes in…

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Posted in FASHION LIFESTYLE

Woman’s Mustache Announces Long Awaited Comeback Tour

It’s been seven years since anyone has glimpsed at Marianna’s mustache. After keeping a low profile—probably due to unwanted criticism from the unforgiving public—the ‘stache…

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Blissfully Unaware Basic Bitch Says She’s Most Thankful for Her Ombre Hair During This Pandemic

My mom bought me a gratitude journal for Christmas. Supes subtle, Mom, THANKS. But a month into quarantine, I’ve decided to actually use it. Because…

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I’m Not a Regular Karen, I’m a Karen with an Undercut

Look me up and down. Really take me in. Ice-blonde bob and all. What words come to mind? PTA Meeting? Neighbor who calls the cops?…

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Posted in FASHION LIFESTYLE

“You’re Not Fat, You’re Beautiful,” Best Friend Says After Completely Missing the Point

It’s 8 o’clock on a Friday night. You’re getting ready to go to the bars in town with your ride-or-die BFF, and it’s happening. You…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT FASHION LIFESTYLE

Justin Timberlake Transitioned Out of Frosted Ramen Noodle Hair, You Can Get Through This Break Up

The year was 1998. Everything was perfect. You didn’t have a care in the world. You were busy rocking those butterfly hair clips and glittery…

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Posted in FASHION NEWS

That Woman Has Perfect Hair During a Storm Because She’s a Witch

“My head just doesn’t get cold and looks perfect all the time,” she says. It’s because she’s a witch. There’s a torrential down pour that…

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Posted in FASHION MONEY MOVES

Retail Therapy: This Sweater Will Definitely Fix All Your Emotional Issues!

I know you’re broke. It was just the holiday season, and your friends and family expected you to prove your love and affection for them…

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