Category: FASHION

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Blissfully Unaware Basic Bitch Says She’s Most Thankful for Her Ombre Hair During This Pandemic

My mom bought me a gratitude journal for Christmas. Supes subtle, Mom, THANKS. But a month into quarantine, I’ve decided to actually use it. Because…

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I’m Not a Regular Karen, I’m a Karen with an Undercut

Look me up and down. Really take me in. Ice-blonde bob and all. What words come to mind? PTA Meeting? Neighbor who calls the cops?…

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“You’re Not Fat, You’re Beautiful,” Best Friend Says After Completely Missing the Point

It’s 8 o’clock on a Friday night. You’re getting ready to go to the bars in town with your ride-or-die BFF, and it’s happening. You…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT FASHION LIFESTYLE

Justin Timberlake Transitioned Out of Frosted Ramen Noodle Hair, You Can Get Through This Break Up

The year was 1998. Everything was perfect. You didn’t have a care in the world. You were busy rocking those butterfly hair clips and glittery…

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Posted in FASHION NEWS

That Woman Has Perfect Hair During a Storm Because She’s a Witch

“My head just doesn’t get cold and looks perfect all the time,” she says. It’s because she’s a witch. There’s a torrential down pour that…

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Posted in FASHION MONEY MOVES

Retail Therapy: This Sweater Will Definitely Fix All Your Emotional Issues!

I know you’re broke. It was just the holiday season, and your friends and family expected you to prove your love and affection for them…

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Woman Banned From Grocery Store for Bullying the Virgin Olive Oil

A woman was forcibly ejected from Piggly Wiggly in Milwaukee early Saturday morning after harassing a bottle of extra virgin olive oil. “So there I…

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Blanket Scarves and Fashion’s Other Answers for Social Anxiety

Look hot, and not just because you’re nervous sweating.  Blanket Scarves Adorable AND advantageous. Not feeling the small talk at your best friend’s flannel themed…

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Stop Pretending: Hoodies Are Basically Just Cloaks

Hoodies, love ‘em or hate ‘em, you can’t escape ‘em. Odds are you, yes you, own a hoodie. You might even be wearing it right…

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5 Spices That Think Pumpkin Should Sit This Autumn Out

Zip my vest and lint roll my leggings, autumn is here! As we begin this annual celebration of all things crockpot, we kindly ask you…

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