Category: FASHION
Woman Banned From Grocery Store for Bullying the Virgin Olive Oil
A woman was forcibly ejected from Piggly Wiggly in Milwaukee early Saturday morning after harassing a bottle of extra virgin olive oil. “So there I…
Blanket Scarves and Fashion’s Other Answers for Social Anxiety
Look hot, and not just because you’re nervous sweating. Blanket Scarves Adorable AND advantageous. Not feeling the small talk at your best friend’s flannel themed…
Stop Pretending: Hoodies Are Basically Just Cloaks
Hoodies, love ‘em or hate ‘em, you can’t escape ‘em. Odds are you, yes you, own a hoodie. You might even be wearing it right…
5 Spices That Think Pumpkin Should Sit This Autumn Out
Zip my vest and lint roll my leggings, autumn is here! As we begin this annual celebration of all things crockpot, we kindly ask you…
Girl Drowns Upon Realizing Jesus Sandals Don’t Make You Walk on Water
An 18-year-old Florida girl was pulled from the ocean yesterday, following an unexpected plunge at her parents’ beach house. Hannah Smith was enjoying a weekend…
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Gay: A Guide to the Queer Art of Power-Clashing
As a paragon of lesbianism, people ask me all the time, “Maya, how can I let the hot gay girl who makes my coffee know…
“Non, What Do I Wear?” Summer Heat Edition
Welcome to the first installation of “Non, What Do I Wear?” where self-proclaimed fashion ICON Non Kuramoto will answer your burning questions about how to…