Category: FOOD

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Help! The Pieces of Cheese I Lost in My Couch Cushions Have Unionized

I promise, I was just about to finally vacuum my couch cushions. Admittedly, I’ve put it off far long enough, and the situation is getting…

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SEASONALLY HEARTBREAKING! Woman Diagnosed With Pumpkin Spice Intolerance

When she got the call from her doctor, 23 year-old Boston College grad student Cayte Crenshaw fainted in the middle of the Starbucks line.  “I…

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Woman Returns to Work For One Day, Already Stole Coworker’s Yogurt

Shanley Fitzpatrick has recently returned to work at a mid-size insurance company. “It felt a little odd to come back to work in person again…

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5 Spaghetti Squash Recipes Guaranteed to Satisfy No One

1. Spaghetti Squash Casserole: If you’re in the mood to cook up some hearty comfort food for the family, this recipe will not help you…

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The Best Wine Pairings for the Awful Taste 2020 Has Put in Your Mouth

What is that AWFUL taste? Maybe it’s bad breath. Or maybe it’s the combination of fear, sadness and rage that 2020 has put in your…

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10 Childhood Snacks That Need to Be Brought Back During Quarantine

Staying at home sure makes me hungry… and nostalgic. Thanks to Dunkaroos for coming back in full force when we truly needed them. But what…

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I Shop at Dollar Tree Followed by Whole Foods Because I’m Bougie, but on a Budget

I’ve realized, I’m at that age where real furniture is essential to my apartment. That old college dorm plastic crate way of life, has been…

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Middle Aged Man Can’t Believe His Waitress is Seeing Other Tables

I don’t want to be jealous or anything…but my waitress is seeing other tables. When I first started coming to this joint, I was seated…

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Medical Professionals Say a Virtual Happy Hour a Day Will Keep Corona Away

Most of us are starving for dates with our friends to the local bar for five-dollar vodka sodas at 5:00 PM on a Tuesday, or…

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Feelings of Vulnerability Skyrocket After Targeted Ads Suggest Both Laxatives and Velveeta

You turn on your favorite trash TV show—the perfect episode that will allow you to scroll on social media for the entirety of it. I…

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