Category: FOOD

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6 Face Masks That Would Also Make a Great Sandwich Spread

Have you ever looked up “DIY face mask” and realized you have eaten some of these masks for dinner? Sometimes we have to treat our…

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10 Foods That Make Great Non-Binary Names

1. Basil Really any kind of herb is a fantastic substitute for whatever garbage name your mom gave you at birth. Listen to how great…

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Posted in FOOD HOLIDAY LOVE

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! 5 Ways to Make Drinking Alone at Home “Festive”

Saint Patrick’s Day is tomorrow! Listen, you could go to an outdoor patio and socially distance as you get so drunk you end up with…

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7 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That are Still Less Offensive Than My Ex-Boyfriends

1. Perfection Salad Originally published in Knox Gelatine: Dainty Dishes for Dainty People, this pretty-as-a-picture recipe holds a few unexpected surprises. Fresh vegetables such as carrots,…

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Brave! Sun-Maid Announces the Woman on the Raisin Box is Bisexual

All around the world, people are applauding one woman’s bravery and authenticity. And that woman is none other than the gorgeous gal you know from…

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8 Types of Outdoor Dining That Make You Say “Wait, That’s Literally a House”

During the winter months of Covid, many were able to bear witness to the deep and tragic irony of outdoor dining. After years of being…

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Friendship Terminated: My “Fitness” Friend Claimed Fruit Was a Reasonable Dessert

It’s going great! This new friendship of yours. You have so much in common—you have the same taste in mostly everything—you love a decent mix…

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It’s Settled! We’re Calling the Little Pieces of Wax Paper Between Slices of Prosciutto Meat Receipts

Charcuterie boards got me through 2020. I’m not ashamed to say it’s basically my whole personality. How do you even pronounce it? Shark-Hooter-y. It’s French,…

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I Accidentally Touched a Butt in Costco and Now I Can Never Buy in Bulk Again

When a person brags about having a Costco card but hardly ever shops there (unless crab legs are on sale, or you just wanna buy…

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2021 New Year’s Resolution: Run, Don’t Walk to the Kitchen for Snacks

Remember back in March when we thought this whole thing was going to last “a couple of weeks”? And then even around April or May,…

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