Category: HEALTH

Posted in FOOD HEALTH

New Diet Trend Recommends Removing All Your Teeth To Prevent Eating, You Fat Piece of Shit

Hey ladies, we all know how important it is to attain that sexy, smoking hot beach bod for summertime. You may be feeling hopeless, lost…

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New Fitbit Owner Devastated to Find Out How Far 10,000 Steps Actually Is

My partner bought me a Fitbit for Christmas, knowing I had been thinking it would be good to start getting some exercise in. New Year’s…

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Woman’s Entire Mood Destroyed By the Status of Her Store-Bought Spinach

Amanda Pyle woke up on Monday with a new lease on life. She had decided this was the week she was going to supercharge her…

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Pregnant Vegan Determined to Eat Placenta Until Actually Sees Placenta

I have been a vegan for many years, motivated by a desire to save the planet while impressing those around me who do not have…

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Lower Back Feeling Worse Than Yesterday But Not As Bad As Tomorrow

Thanks to a sedentary lifestyle that you would never choose in a million years if you didn’t desperately need the paycheck, your lower back is…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT HEALTH

4 TikTok Dances to Perform on Your 5150 Gurney

God, social media is basically a full-time job lately. As you scroll through TikTok and notice your posts aren’t doing the numbers you want, that…

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I Asked for a Palm Reading and Got Diagnosed with Eczema

A proud woman of science, I’ve never been one to indulge in New Age fads. When my friends splurge on tarot readings and giant floor…

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The Best Types of Music to Listen To While Sitting on the Toilet and Researching Plastic Surgeons

Most people are all set with their favorite driving playlist, workout playlist, and even hook-up playlist. But there’s a super common, universal activity that many…

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Cool Things I Can Do Now That I Got Microchipped…I Mean Vaccinated

Have you gotten your Fauci-Ouchy yet? You totally should. Not because it is the best way to protect your community from a global air-born virus….

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Your Sense of Disbelief and Other Things You Didn’t Know You Could Air Fry

Your Sense of Disbelief Believe it or not, you can suspend your disbelief in an air fryer and turn it into a delicious yet nutritious…

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