Category: HEALTH

Posted in FOOD HEALTH

Hate Beer but Love Drinking Vinegar? Here’s 4 Hard Kombuchas You Might Enjoy!

Are you a hipster who hates the taste of PBR? Tired of going to craft breweries and gulping down a terrible tasting drink just to…

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Ovulating Egg Shocked There Are No Takers

Listen, I don’t want to sound ungrateful here. I know I was chosen out of hundreds to be this month’s egg. I understand the magnitude….

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Posted in FOOD HEALTH LIFESTYLE

6 Face Masks That Would Also Make a Great Sandwich Spread

Have you ever looked up “DIY face mask” and realized you have eaten some of these masks for dinner? Sometimes we have to treat our…

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Woman “Shocked” to Discover She Has Multiple Cavities, Hasn’t Gone to the Dentist Since High School

After years of avoiding the truth, local woman Lucille Phillips finally went to her twice-annual dentist appointment—for the first time in “ten-ish years.” Sources say…

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Local Pharmacist Really Loving All This Attention Lately

Well, well, well. Look who EVERYONE suddenly wants to talk to. That’s right, it’s me: Imogen Glump, local pharmacist extraordinaire. Suddenly I’m not just the…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT HEALTH

Breaking News! Character on TV Show Has Sex Without Going Pee After, Faces No Consequences

How many times have you been watching a movie or TV show with a rad sex scene, and after it’s over the characters just go…

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Friendship Terminated: My “Fitness” Friend Claimed Fruit Was a Reasonable Dessert

It’s going great! This new friendship of yours. You have so much in common—you have the same taste in mostly everything—you love a decent mix…

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Posted in FASHION HEALTH

6 Slutty Outfits to Wear While Picking Up Your Meds

1. Long sleeve shirt with fringe, wide brim hat, gun holster, assless chaps You have a right to feel unique in this outfit. You’re showing…

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Take These 6 Vitamins For the Most Expensive Pee Ever!

Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina may smell like flowers and be your favorite $75 candle, but have you ever thought about her pee… Me either. But if…

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