Category: HOLIDAY
Happy New Year From Your Elderly Childhood Pet
Happy Holidays! And welcome home, it’s me, your elderly pet! So glad to have you back home for a few days. I should probably update…
What to Wear in Order to Upstage Everyone at Your Family Holiday Party
As the snow begins to fall and the chestnuts roast, one thing becomes increasingly clear: the holiday season is officially here! You know what that…
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! 5 Ways to Make Drinking Alone at Home “Festive”
Saint Patrick’s Day is tomorrow! Listen, you could go to an outdoor patio and socially distance as you get so drunk you end up with…
This Greeting Card is So Quirky, It Received an Honorary Degree from Emerson
When most people receive a Valentine’s Day card, they expect to read a sweet or earnest sentiment. But one quirky Galentine’s Day card with big…
2021 New Year’s Resolution: Run, Don’t Walk to the Kitchen for Snacks
Remember back in March when we thought this whole thing was going to last “a couple of weeks”? And then even around April or May,…
“Maybe This Can be One of Your Christmas Presents” Says Your Mom About Shoes and Also Your Government About Healthcare
Anyone who has celebrated a gift-giving holiday with their parents and asked for something within a month of that day understands: “Maybe that can be…
How to Break the News to Aunt Susan That You Aren’t Into Sloths Anymore
For the fiftieth gift-giving occasion in a row, your Aunt Susan has mailed you a sloth-themed present, based on the assumption that you are a…
Any Drink is a Holiday Drink if You Believe! (Or Add Cinnamon)
Getting in a festive mood might take some ingenuity and creativity this year. You might be pinching your pennies and may not be able to…
“What the Hell is He Doing Here?” I Whisper About the Unwanted Baby at My Holiday Party
Once you start nearing thirty-years-old, it starts happening. Baby fever for way too many of your friends, while you’re sitting back, going to happy hour,…
Wow! This Hallmark Movie Drinking Game Makes You Take a Shot Every Time You See a White Man
‘Tis the season to be jolly and drunk! Snuggle up with your favorite ugly holiday sweater and get ready to slowly drift into oblivion in…