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Queer Kids Nationwide Prepare to Latch Onto English Teacher for Dear Life This Back-to-School Season

Back-to-school shopping is in full swing! This year, queer kids around America are packing notebooks, pens, and an unhealthy attachment to their English teacher to…

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Do You Have to Be Queer to Be a Female Soccer Player? No…But it Helps.

There are so many odd, but also oddly correct, stereotypes about lesbians. “Lesbians like to have sex with women.” I mean, duh.  “Lesbians are carpet…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT LGBT NEWS

World Reaches Record Level of Bisexuals After “House of Gucci” Trailer Drops

Countries all over the world have been reduced to chaos thanks to the new House of Gucci trailer that was released late last week. Bisexuals…

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Posted in LGBT LIFESTYLE

Woman Who Can’t Remember Your Pronouns Somehow Remembers Every TikTok Dance

You introduced yourself with them, they’re in every social media bio you have, and you even have a quirky little pin on your denim jacket…

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Happy Pride From the Tween Girl Who Wrote Gay One Direction Fan Fiction in 2013

What’s up 1D stans! It’s me, @HarrysNipples24, in the ripe year of 2021. Can you believe One Direction is almost 11 years old now? Time…

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Yeah, I’m Bisexual for Attention — From My Conservative Grandma

I’ve done a lot of things for attention in my day. It began with being born a Gemini and escalated into breaking my arm in…

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Posted in FASHION LGBT

Local Lesbian No Longer Oppressed Thanks to Single Rainbow Shirt Being Sold at Walmart

Cancel the Pride parades, ladies! Homophobia is officially #cancelled this year, thanks to a singular rainbow shirt being sold at a local Walmart. Resident lesbian…

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Single Lesbian Does Not Like Dogs or Cats, Cannot Create Dating App Profile

It is a tough world out there for non-stereotype-conforming lesbians like myself. Are you actually a lesbian without a pair of nail clippers? (Just kidding….

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“Being Gay Isn’t A Personality,” Says Woman Whose Only Friends Are Plants

Local wet-human-saltine-cracker and overzealous plant mom, Christina Weinfordner, is exercising being a loud and proud woman in the worst way possible. Christina is making it…

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