Category: LGBT
Happy Last Week of Pride From Corporate Copywriters Everywhere; Yes, Diva!
It’s the end of Pride Month, bitches! You know what that means: inappropriate and appropriative copywriting from corporations and their verified corporate accounts. You wanna…
Queer Kids Nationwide Prepare to Latch Onto English Teacher for Dear Life This Back-to-School Season
Back-to-school shopping is in full swing! This year, queer kids around America are packing notebooks, pens, and an unhealthy attachment to their English teacher to…
Do You Have to Be Queer to Be a Female Soccer Player? No…But it Helps.
There are so many odd, but also oddly correct, stereotypes about lesbians. “Lesbians like to have sex with women.” I mean, duh. “Lesbians are carpet…
World Reaches Record Level of Bisexuals After “House of Gucci” Trailer Drops
Countries all over the world have been reduced to chaos thanks to the new House of Gucci trailer that was released late last week. Bisexuals…
Queer Ally? This Dude Only Cums When He’s Absolutely Certain The Other Person Knows Liza Minnelli is Judy Garland’s Daughter
On the surface, local bachelor Ethan Richards may seem like a run-of-the-mill straight guy, thanks to his love of football and video games, and his…
Woman Who Can’t Remember Your Pronouns Somehow Remembers Every TikTok Dance
You introduced yourself with them, they’re in every social media bio you have, and you even have a quirky little pin on your denim jacket…
Happy Pride From the Tween Girl Who Wrote Gay One Direction Fan Fiction in 2013
What’s up 1D stans! It’s me, @HarrysNipples24, in the ripe year of 2021. Can you believe One Direction is almost 11 years old now? Time…
Yeah, I’m Bisexual for Attention — From My Conservative Grandma
I’ve done a lot of things for attention in my day. It began with being born a Gemini and escalated into breaking my arm in…
Local Lesbian No Longer Oppressed Thanks to Single Rainbow Shirt Being Sold at Walmart
Cancel the Pride parades, ladies! Homophobia is officially #cancelled this year, thanks to a singular rainbow shirt being sold at a local Walmart. Resident lesbian…
Single Lesbian Does Not Like Dogs or Cats, Cannot Create Dating App Profile
It is a tough world out there for non-stereotype-conforming lesbians like myself. Are you actually a lesbian without a pair of nail clippers? (Just kidding….