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I Believe My Kids’ Names Should Reflect My Values, So Meet Panera and White Silence

I’ve always been a name buff. In my family, we all have R-names (shoutout Rita, Roger, Randi, and Rotarie!) So I knew my own children…

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“Hey How Are Things!” Types Woman Absolutely Desperate to Get Railed

When Lisa Schmidt texted her acquaintance, Theo, she managed to play it very cool by firing off a simple, five word text: hey how are…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE WORK

The 10 Best Crystals For Finding Your Inner Calm After Your Boss Said Your Master’s Degree Doesn’t Matter

1. Labradorite: This pearly blue beauty treats gut health and relieves anxiety. Even though it looks like it tastes like Blue Curacao, it doesn’t. You’ll…

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American Birth Rates Are Declining, So How Are There This Many Kids in Target?

American fertility rates have plummeted to an all-time low, due to a combination of factors. On average, Americans are getting married later in life, a…

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New Self-Driving Car Has Authentic “American” Setting and Cannot Parallel Park

There are many differences between European and American drivers. European drivers love their stickshifts so much that they keep adding on to them – even a…

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Woman Banned From Facebook for Calling Her Friend a “Dumb Slut” Says Censorship Has Gone Too Far

If you’re not an overly political or vulgar person, you may think Facebook’s censorship rules don’t apply to you. I’m not here to threaten or…

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Are You an Introvert, Extrovert, or My Elderly Neighbor Larry?

Some say there are only two types of people: introverts and extroverts. Yet, this doesn’t account for a third, incredible option; my elderly neighbor Larry….

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It’s Confirmed! Not Even a First-Degree Burn is Worse Than People Who Talk on Speakerphone in Public!

Oh, honey. Oh, sweetie. How do I put this delicately? The worst thing that cellphones have brought us is the “art” of talking on speakerphone…

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I Asked for a Palm Reading and Got Diagnosed with Eczema

A proud woman of science, I’ve never been one to indulge in New Age fads. When my friends splurge on tarot readings and giant floor…

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Woman Who Can’t Remember Your Pronouns Somehow Remembers Every TikTok Dance

You introduced yourself with them, they’re in every social media bio you have, and you even have a quirky little pin on your denim jacket…

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