Category: LIFESTYLE
Based on the Handmade Signs Around You, Are You at a Protest or Trader Joe’s?
It’s the weekend and you’ve wandered into a large crowd of people surrounded by handmade signs. The lettering is impressive, but the snacks are just…
Three Useful (And Dishonest) Ways to Hop Off Your Zoom Call Early
Ugh, who knew? Who knew we’d somehow land in a world where video conferencing was no longer a thing we did for fun, but an…
How to Act in Emergency Situations When Even Your Family Thinks You’d Die First in a Horror Movie
During a recent family Facetime call, and a hypothetical game about apocalyptic survival situations, my brother said to me “Well, we all know you wouldn’t…
6 Personal Flaws to Fixate on Right Before the Big Interview
An interview can bring out jitters in the best of us. And also the worst of us. With all your irredeemable flaws, you definitely fall…
Local Woman’s Internal Scream Sounding Better Every Day
Lydia woke up in her apartment on a chilly, autumn morning with an extremely sore throat. While, Covid forced her to physically isolate, politics forced…
“How Dare You Insinuate I Drink Too Much!” Yells Your Belligerently Wasted Aunt
Oh, God. Before you know it, it’s going to be the holidays, which means you’ll be with your entire extended family…including that one aunt of…
Your Card Was Declined, Due to Insufficient Blackness: A Hot Take on the “Black Card”
It is time to retire the use or misuse of the “black card.” No, I am not talking about American Express. This figurative black card…
Newly Muted Zoom Participant Furiously Moves to Chat Box
The transition from in-person work to Zoom has been difficult for most. For 28-year-old office worker Alyssa, however, it’s been an excruciating fight for her…
Woman Invents Sheet Mask That Makes Your Face Tasty for Your Cats When You Die
We recently got our hands on an exclusive excerpt, from an exclusive interview, with an exclusively rising star in the Posthumus-skin care world in this…
Rock You Brought Home From The Beach Thinks Your Apartment is a Downgrade
There I was, sunning myself on the sand… when this giant, greedy woman snatched me up and threw me in a bucket. I know I’m…
