Category: LIFESTYLE
Top Gift of 2020, Piñatas! And Other Things You Can Beat With a Stick
The bestselling mailable gift of 2020 is the piñata. Online retailers that fill and ship piñatas across the country have seen their sales explode. In…
How to Un-Sad Socially Distanced Halloween
This year (2020, IN CASE YOU SOMEHOW FORGOT) just looks a little… different (PANDEMICS, ELECTIONS, A CASE OF MASKNE THAT JUST! WON’T! QUIT!). Halloween is…
Woman’s Left Boob Totally Bringing A-Game Today
Witnesses confirmed that area woman Anna Schulberg’s left breast is in peak physical form today—it appears pert, round, and as though it is simply having…
Local Woman Buys Another Makeup Brush Cleaner That She Will Never Use
A local woman was found scrolling aimlessly through Instagram’s targeted ads, wishing she could be as “cool” as those influencers who get paid to say…
Woman Trying Not To Start a Whole Thing With Roommate Gets Sucked Into a Whole Thing With Roommate
Sources have recently revealed that despite concentrated efforts to avoid such a situation, 24-year-old Amber Johnson has gotten sucked into a whole thing with her…
Woman Realizes She is More Unstable Than Her Internet Connection
You know, this lockdown has not been easy. Endless Zoom meetings, lonely evenings, trying to figure out if there is a Covid-safe way to be…
6 Succulents To Remind Yourself That You Don’t Have a Nurturing Trait
When it comes to picking out your perfect indoor plant, it’s important to factor in the childhood demons that turned you into a barely functioning…
Based on the Handmade Signs Around You, Are You at a Protest or Trader Joe’s?
It’s the weekend and you’ve wandered into a large crowd of people surrounded by handmade signs. The lettering is impressive, but the snacks are just…
Three Useful (And Dishonest) Ways to Hop Off Your Zoom Call Early
Ugh, who knew? Who knew we’d somehow land in a world where video conferencing was no longer a thing we did for fun, but an…
How to Act in Emergency Situations When Even Your Family Thinks You’d Die First in a Horror Movie
During a recent family Facetime call, and a hypothetical game about apocalyptic survival situations, my brother said to me “Well, we all know you wouldn’t…