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Top Gift of 2020, Piñatas! And Other Things You Can Beat With a Stick

The bestselling mailable gift of 2020 is the piñata. Online retailers that fill and ship piñatas across the country have seen their sales explode. In…

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How to Un-Sad Socially Distanced Halloween

This year (2020, IN CASE YOU SOMEHOW FORGOT) just looks a little… different (PANDEMICS, ELECTIONS, A CASE OF MASKNE THAT JUST! WON’T! QUIT!). Halloween is…

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Posted in FASHION LIFESTYLE

Woman’s Left Boob Totally Bringing A-Game Today

Witnesses confirmed that area woman Anna Schulberg’s left breast is in peak physical form today—it appears pert, round, and as though it is simply having…

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Local Woman Buys Another Makeup Brush Cleaner That She Will Never Use

A local woman was found scrolling aimlessly through Instagram’s targeted ads, wishing she could be as “cool” as those influencers who get paid to say…

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Woman Trying Not To Start a Whole Thing With Roommate Gets Sucked Into a Whole Thing With Roommate

Sources have recently revealed that despite concentrated efforts to avoid such a situation, 24-year-old Amber Johnson has gotten sucked into a whole thing with her…

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Woman Realizes She is More Unstable Than Her Internet Connection

You know, this lockdown has not been easy. Endless Zoom meetings, lonely evenings, trying to figure out if there is a Covid-safe way to be…

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6 Succulents To Remind Yourself That You Don’t Have a Nurturing Trait

When it comes to picking out your perfect indoor plant, it’s important to factor in the childhood demons that turned you into a barely functioning…

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Posted in FOOD LIFESTYLE POLITICS

Based on the Handmade Signs Around You, Are You at a Protest or Trader Joe’s?

It’s the weekend and you’ve wandered into a large crowd of people surrounded by handmade signs. The lettering is impressive, but the snacks are just…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE WORK

Three Useful (And Dishonest) Ways to Hop Off Your Zoom Call Early

Ugh, who knew? Who knew we’d somehow land in a world where video conferencing was no longer a thing we did for fun, but an…

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How to Act in Emergency Situations When Even Your Family Thinks You’d Die First in a Horror Movie

During a recent family Facetime call, and a hypothetical game about apocalyptic survival situations, my brother said to me “Well, we all know you wouldn’t…

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