Category: LIFESTYLE
Did Women Create The Pandemic to Punish Men? An “I’ve Been Drinking” Conspiracy Theory
I have spent a lot more time drinking while on the internet since the global lockdown was enforced, and I have unearthed some conspiracy theories…
Wow! This Guy Makes Six Figures and Still Has Bad Hair
Some guys have large incomes, and some guys have bad hair. Carson Connors is a man who has both in spades. Carson, who rakes in…
Medical Professionals Say a Virtual Happy Hour a Day Will Keep Corona Away
Most of us are starving for dates with our friends to the local bar for five-dollar vodka sodas at 5:00 PM on a Tuesday, or…
Woman’s Mustache Announces Long Awaited Comeback Tour
It’s been seven years since anyone has glimpsed at Marianna’s mustache. After keeping a low profile—probably due to unwanted criticism from the unforgiving public—the ‘stache…
Feelings of Vulnerability Skyrocket After Targeted Ads Suggest Both Laxatives and Velveeta
You turn on your favorite trash TV show—the perfect episode that will allow you to scroll on social media for the entirety of it. I…
10+ Things My Upstairs Neighbor Is Doing to Make Me Question If the Ceiling Is Going to Fall Through
Being in tight quarters in New York City has always been the norm. You’re so on top of each other that you have this strange…
“A Pandemic is Bad, But a Zombie Apocalypse Would Be Way Worse” Insists Highly Intoxicated Roommate
LOS ANGELES- While watching Night of the Living Dead last Wednesday night after drinking an entire bottle of cheap Rosé, thirty-three year old Haley Hendricks…
I Tried to Fill My Quarantine With Self-Care and Productivity, But Then I Remembered I Have a Child
As I crumple into bed late at night, mindlessly scrolling Instagram to keep my finger from the “News” section, I notice that there are two…
Blissfully Unaware Basic Bitch Says She’s Most Thankful for Her Ombre Hair During This Pandemic
My mom bought me a gratitude journal for Christmas. Supes subtle, Mom, THANKS. But a month into quarantine, I’ve decided to actually use it. Because…
The Instacart Delivery Guy’s Direct Eye Contact Means He Wants to Marry Me, Right?
The simplest answer is often the best answer, right? Well after much deductive reasoning, I’ve come to the straightforward conclusion that the Instacart guy who…