Category: LOVE
“Sharing is Caring” Claims Woman Who Steals All Her Husband’s Clothes
Sharing is caring, right? For me, I say “yes.” For my husband, he says “Did you borrow/use/steal/misplace my (insert object here?)” In no particular order,…
Why I Sleep with a Stuffed Animal to Connect with My Inner Child But Put It Away If Anyone Remotely Fuckable Comes Over
I’ve been sleeping with a stuffed animal my whole life, and it’s a comforting guilty pleasure I’d recommend it to anyone. My animal is Bun…
Woman Mid Breakup Petitions Michelle Obama: Can We Please Take the Low Road Again?
I have a question for Michelle Obama. When she said “when they go low, we go high,” it was in the context of teaching Sasha…
My House is Haunted, is it Morally Okay to Date the Ghost?
It’s a question as old as time itself. Yet, one that bears no cut and dry answer. Until now. Hi, I’m Linda Von Smuck, medium…
Love Island to Add Woman Who Wears a Size 6 to Promote Body Positivity
Thick girls, rejoice! You’re about to be repped to death on everyone’s favorite reality show: Love Island! After falling in love with our thin casts,…
Hero! Ben Affleck Becomes First Divorced Man in Hollywood With Age Appropriate Girlfriend
Men in Hollywood have a bit of a rebound track record. They marry a woman their age, they divorce a decade and a half later,…
I Accidentally Hit Mr. Right With My Toyota; Now What?
For those of us not blessed with the “lovability gene” that makes everyone flock to our sides and propose on the spot, finding a life…
I Left My Fiancé At The Altar Because His Vows Included The Word ‘Irregardless’
In hindsight, there were warning signs. Before I’d even gotten home from our first date, he’d already messaged to say he’d enjoyed hanging out “alot.”…
Queer Ally? This Dude Only Cums When He’s Absolutely Certain The Other Person Knows Liza Minnelli is Judy Garland’s Daughter
On the surface, local bachelor Ethan Richards may seem like a run-of-the-mill straight guy, thanks to his love of football and video games, and his…
“Hey How Are Things!” Types Woman Absolutely Desperate to Get Railed
When Lisa Schmidt texted her acquaintance, Theo, she managed to play it very cool by firing off a simple, five word text: hey how are…