Category: LOVE

Posted in LIFESTYLE LOVE

Why I Sleep with a Stuffed Animal to Connect with My Inner Child But Put It Away If Anyone Remotely Fuckable Comes Over

I’ve been sleeping with a stuffed animal my whole life, and it’s a comforting guilty pleasure I’d recommend it to anyone. My animal is Bun…

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Posted in LOVE POLITICS

Woman Mid Breakup Petitions Michelle Obama: Can We Please Take the Low Road Again?

I have a question for Michelle Obama. When she said “when they go low, we go high,” it was in the context of teaching Sasha…

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My House is Haunted, is it Morally Okay to Date the Ghost?

It’s a question as old as time itself. Yet, one that bears no cut and dry answer. Until now. Hi, I’m Linda Von Smuck, medium…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT LOVE

Love Island to Add Woman Who Wears a Size 6 to Promote Body Positivity

Thick girls, rejoice! You’re about to be repped to death on everyone’s favorite reality show: Love Island! After falling in love with our thin casts,…

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Hero! Ben Affleck Becomes First Divorced Man in Hollywood With Age Appropriate Girlfriend

Men in Hollywood have a bit of a rebound track record. They marry a woman their age, they divorce a decade and a half later,…

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I Accidentally Hit Mr. Right With My Toyota; Now What?

For those of us not blessed with the “lovability gene” that makes everyone flock to our sides and propose on the spot, finding a life…

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Posted in EW MEN LOVE

I Left My Fiancé At The Altar Because His Vows Included The Word ‘Irregardless’

In hindsight, there were warning signs. Before I’d even gotten home from our first date, he’d already messaged to say he’d enjoyed hanging out “alot.”…

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“Hey How Are Things!” Types Woman Absolutely Desperate to Get Railed

When Lisa Schmidt texted her acquaintance, Theo, she managed to play it very cool by firing off a simple, five word text: hey how are…

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Were You Team Jacob, or Did You Spend Your 20s Dating Emotionally Unstable Men?

The other day my therapist, after discussing my dating life at great length, asked me why a smart young woman like myself was inclined to…

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