Category: LOVE

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Charcuterie Board Fills Emotional Void That No Man Could

It’s been…a hard seven months. In. So. Many. Damn. Ways. You had your birthday via Zoom in March, and another six for your friends since….

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Help! My Husband’s 23andMe Results Show He’s a Fuckboy

A few months ago, I thought it would be fun for my husband and I to get our DNA analyzed. So I enthusiastically ordered two…

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Posted in LOVE MONEY MOVES

Couple Who Owes Everyone Money Buys $300 Halloween Costumes

Megan and Tray just want to have a really good time at the two Halloween parties they are attending this year. As we know from…

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Woman Survives Harrowing Awkwardness After Kissing Date Goodnight Then Walking Two More Blocks In Same Direction

It had been an otherwise perfect first date, according to 28 year-old Houston vet tech Andrea Swanson. She could never have predicted that it would…

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QUIZ: What Does Your Taste in Flannel Say About You in Bed?

It’s officially flannel season for everyone except male comedians, who just wear flannel all year. Deciding which type of flannel is difficult, as there are…

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Posted in LOVE NEWS

Wedding Without Punny Hashtag Deemed Illegal

Lily and Violet MacQuoid were shocked when they opened their door to find an agent from the Federal Beardeau of Hipster Investigations. They had recently…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE LOVE

Which Stores Don’t Enforce Masks and More Places for Your Mom To Meet Your Next Stepdad

While wearing a face covering is mandatory in 34 states, it’s up to store employees to enforce it with customers. After explosive encounters went viral,…

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Single, Childless Woman Inundated With Favor Requests

In a recent Facebook post many described as “hella fired-up,” local 35 year-old Valerie Hornblatt pleaded with family and friends to stop asking her to…

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“Can You Read?” Asks Woman Whose Dating Bar Has Dropped So Low She Can’t Limbo Under It

The pandemic has brought a lot of things to light: the need for universal healthcare, intelligent and competent leaders, and the fact that there is…

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