Category: LOVE
Man Accused of Catfishing Claims He Was Just Trying to Contact Woman About Her Car’s Extended Warranty
Maggie Knottingham, 57, finally FaceTimed a man she had been talking to online for months. “HELLO,” he said, “I’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT…
10 Airports To Propose In That Will Guarantee Your Lover Says No
In December 2020, when former “Mayor Pete” Buttigieg was announced to be President Biden’s new Transport Secretary, he suggested his transport expertise was evidenced by…
Relationship Goals! This Woman Has a Boyfriend
What? How? Why? Who? These are the questions that entered our collective hive mind when we learned of this groundbreaking shift in reality. Somehow, against…
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! 5 Ways to Make Drinking Alone at Home “Festive”
Saint Patrick’s Day is tomorrow! Listen, you could go to an outdoor patio and socially distance as you get so drunk you end up with…
7 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That are Still Less Offensive Than My Ex-Boyfriends
1. Perfection Salad Originally published in Knox Gelatine: Dainty Dishes for Dainty People, this pretty-as-a-picture recipe holds a few unexpected surprises. Fresh vegetables such as carrots,…
Is He Hot, Or Was He Just Wearing a Nice Suit at That Wedding You Were Drunk At?
It’s called wedding eyes. Or maybe suit eyes. Who’s to say? But there is something miraculous about seeing a man in a suit…even if he…
Couple Gets Married in Ikea After Three Visits Without Having a Fight
There was a time when Sweden meant porn, Volvos, Abba, or even saunas. But mainly porn. Not anymore. With the rise of the Swedish giant…
Local Lesbian Faces Identity Crisis After Fantasizing About Lord Hastings From Bridgerton
I understand these days things are fluid. Everyone is a little bit queer, a little bit pan. Literally, everyone has some feels for Kristen Stewart….
New OkCupid Feature Connects You to a Hot Robot Who is Programmed to Love You
This news couldn’t come soon enough: OK Cupid has announced a new feature with guaranteed relationship satisfaction. Now, thanks to a superintelligent AI built into…
Valentine’s Day Gifts That Say “I Love You” Even Though This is Our First Date
When a person asks you out on a date in February, you should obviously take it as a romantic gesture and assume they want a…