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Brain Goes on Strike Until Demands of Basic Self-Care Are Met

The representatives from the Brain Union have declared that they are going to go on strike until their demands of basic self-care and nutrition are…

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Inventor of the Phrase “Where’s My Hug?” Granted Nobel Prize for Worst Person

At long last, the eggheads in Sweden have spoken! Retired pharmaceutical representative Tripp Mason, 62, of Stamford, Connecticut will finally be recognized for his achievements…

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Woman to Finally Become Happy After Buying One More Soap

Kendra Rahmann has 15 spare bar soaps and 7 dispensers of liquid soap in her bathroom closet. The varieties range from small batch goat’s milk…

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Woman Unsure Where Toxic Thoughts End, Toxic Reality Begins

Melanie Soto has been stewing in some really negative energy recently, but she’s having a hard time locating the source. Melanie’s baseline skews a bit…

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Middle Aged Man Can’t Believe His Waitress is Seeing Other Tables

I don’t want to be jealous or anything…but my waitress is seeing other tables. When I first started coming to this joint, I was seated…

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New Netflix Dating Show is Just 24 Titties in a Fancy House

After the unequivocal success of reality tentpoles like Love is Blind and Too Hot to Handle, Netflix has streamlined their approach for their next reality…

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Wow! This Guy Makes Six Figures and Still Has Bad Hair

Some guys have large incomes, and some guys have bad hair. Carson Connors is a man who has both in spades. Carson, who rakes in…

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