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Local Tesla Driver Loses Case to Ban Priuses From Fast Lane of Highway

You may remember a time when the Toyota Prius was the ultimate virtue-signaling machine, and owners of such hybrid vehicles were characterized by a shared…

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Research Shows Twitter Users With Egg Profile Picture Are 95% More Likely to Ask You for Feet Pics

ATLANTA, GA – In what many have labeled “the real pandemic,” epidemiologists at the Center for Disease Control (CDC) have been getting closer to uncovering…

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Posted in NEWS WORK

New Retail Policy States Customers Can Abuse Employees Freely With A Minimum $10 Purchase

Sugma Industries has just implemented a brilliant new business policy that is sure to not only drive up sales, but to ensure capitalist tyrants can…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE NEWS

Dog You Got During Quarantine Has Some Fucking Questions About Why You’re Job Searching Again

Dear Mom, I think it’s time we have a chat.  Yeah, I know.  You think I don’t notice, but I always do. You are getting…

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Posted in MONEY MOVES NEWS

This Gen Z Influencer Has Already Purchased Her Own Home, and All She Had to Do Was Be Born Rich

Princess–Vivi, a TikTok influencer known for her uncanny ability to look young and beautiful on camera, has just purchased her own home at the age…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

This Celebrity Scandal Will Shock Your One Friend Who Has Actually Heard of All the Celebrities Involved

There was breaking news in the world of celebrity gossip today, for one very specific fandom, to which not many people belong. The news certainly…

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Posted in NEWS POLITICS

Biden’s New Climate Initiative to Require All Greenhouse Gases to “Quit Horsin’ Around Out There”

President Biden’s first 100 days may be up, but the 78-year-old President is holding no prisoners with his climate initiatives. A new policy is making…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE LOVE NEWS

Eco-Friendly Couple Breaks Up After Fight Over Plastic Bags

Being eco-friendly is hard enough at any time, but figuring out what can be recycled has somehow become extra stressful during the pandemic. I guess…

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Posted in FOOD LIFESTYLE NEWS

Amazing! Woman Re-Learns How to Order Avocado Toast in Person

It’s been a really long time. She doesn’t know if she can do it. She fears she may have forgotten how. Since the global pandemic…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE NEWS

Woman Devastated She Can’t Permanently Destroy Any Friendships at Coachella This Year

Marlene Kemp is devastated that she has to wait yet another year before she can experience Coachella again. A veteran of the music festival, Kemp…

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