Category: NEWS

Posted in FASHION LIFESTYLE NEWS

Friend Complaining About Migraine Also Wearing Headband the Size of a Lampshade

It seems like everyone has a professional medical opinion lately, but every friend group has their own dedicated hypochondriac who has been illness-obsessed since way…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE NEWS

Exasperated Mom Starts GoFundMe to Pay for Teenager to Go to The Moon… For 5 Years Minimum

I love my son as much as any mom can love a monosyllabic teenager – and saying “monosyllabic” takes longer than the average time my…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT LGBT NEWS

World Reaches Record Level of Bisexuals After “House of Gucci” Trailer Drops

Countries all over the world have been reduced to chaos thanks to the new House of Gucci trailer that was released late last week. Bisexuals…

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Local Tesla Driver Loses Case to Ban Priuses From Fast Lane of Highway

You may remember a time when the Toyota Prius was the ultimate virtue-signaling machine, and owners of such hybrid vehicles were characterized by a shared…

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Research Shows Twitter Users With Egg Profile Picture Are 95% More Likely to Ask You for Feet Pics

ATLANTA, GA – In what many have labeled “the real pandemic,” epidemiologists at the Center for Disease Control (CDC) have been getting closer to uncovering…

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Posted in NEWS WORK

New Retail Policy States Customers Can Abuse Employees Freely With A Minimum $10 Purchase

Sugma Industries has just implemented a brilliant new business policy that is sure to not only drive up sales, but to ensure capitalist tyrants can…

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Posted in LIFESTYLE NEWS

Dog You Got During Quarantine Has Some Fucking Questions About Why You’re Job Searching Again

Dear Mom, I think it’s time we have a chat.  Yeah, I know.  You think I don’t notice, but I always do. You are getting…

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Posted in MONEY MOVES NEWS

This Gen Z Influencer Has Already Purchased Her Own Home, and All She Had to Do Was Be Born Rich

Princess–Vivi, a TikTok influencer known for her uncanny ability to look young and beautiful on camera, has just purchased her own home at the age…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

This Celebrity Scandal Will Shock Your One Friend Who Has Actually Heard of All the Celebrities Involved

There was breaking news in the world of celebrity gossip today, for one very specific fandom, to which not many people belong. The news certainly…

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Posted in NEWS POLITICS

Biden’s New Climate Initiative to Require All Greenhouse Gases to “Quit Horsin’ Around Out There”

President Biden’s first 100 days may be up, but the 78-year-old President is holding no prisoners with his climate initiatives. A new policy is making…

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