Category: NEWS
New TikTok Dance To “Taps” A Great Way to Ruin Grandpa’s Funeral
TikTok teens are at it again, and this time, everyone is dying for their chance to get in on the fun! When 17-year-old Carmela noticed…
New OkCupid Feature Connects You to a Hot Robot Who is Programmed to Love You
This news couldn’t come soon enough: OK Cupid has announced a new feature with guaranteed relationship satisfaction. Now, thanks to a superintelligent AI built into…
This Greeting Card is So Quirky, It Received an Honorary Degree from Emerson
When most people receive a Valentine’s Day card, they expect to read a sweet or earnest sentiment. But one quirky Galentine’s Day card with big…
Local Woman Stops Mediating, Starts Dissociating in Front of TV For 30 Minutes a Day Instead
Lauren Shmill was tired of waking up early, getting in her car, and driving down to the yoga studio every day. Every meditation class felt…
Blessed Beyond Measure: The COVID-Fifteen Went Straight to My Chest
Oh please, the title’s just to fool you. That was to make you feel inferior to me for just a split second before I broke…
Cute! Your Mom is Trying to Remember the Name of that Actor from that Show
Many of us have spent the pandemic locked inside with our families. And with not much else to do but watch television, you’ve probably found…
Best Friends End Epic Roadtrip by Driving Off Cliff
The great American road trip has been a symbol of freedom for young, hip and single women for decades. Whatever the reasons- be it the…
Studies Show 2020 Was All Downhill After The Airing of the Schitt’s Creek Finale
A special report by world-renowned medical reporter Dr. Ben Dover in Washington, DC: 2020 will always be remembered as the year in which a crisis…
New 23andMe Test Reveals Whether or Not You’re Related to the Kardashians
23andMe, based in Sunnyvale, California, is historically known as a genomics and biotechnology company. It was originally created to help people discover whether certain illnesses…
Confusing! Woman Who Has Only Ever Lived in Connecticut Now Sprinkling “Y’all” Into Facebook Posts
Hm, this is weird…a woman you went to high school with, who has only ever lived in Connecticut, is now sprinkling the word “y’all” into…