Category: POLITICS
Woman Mid Breakup Petitions Michelle Obama: Can We Please Take the Low Road Again?
I have a question for Michelle Obama. When she said “when they go low, we go high,” it was in the context of teaching Sasha…
Biden’s New Climate Initiative to Require All Greenhouse Gases to “Quit Horsin’ Around Out There”
President Biden’s first 100 days may be up, but the 78-year-old President is holding no prisoners with his climate initiatives. A new policy is making…
New Gun Control Law Requires All Gun Owners to Shoot Self in Foot Before Purchase
In an out of character act of compromise, the US government has reached a conclusion on how to maintain Second Amendment Rights while promoting gun…
Wall Street Worried Next Round of Stimulus Checks Will be Invested Wisely
In its heyday, the way to learn how to “play” the stock market was to get a degree from an elite school and work on…
Things You Can Buy With Your $1,400 Stimulus That’ll Make You Say “Damn, I Wish I Was Canadian”
I get it, times are really tough. It seems like everyone nowadays is unemployed and sad, including myself (though, being a comedy writer, this is…
Congress Passes “Stimulant Bill” Reserved for Coffee and Adderall
One year into a deadly pandemic, Americans have received two stimulus checks; $1,200 for the first round and $600 for the second. This third round…
Instagram Influencer Refuses to Take Stance on Anything Except Skincare Regimen
We’ve all heard it before. “Hey you guys! A lot of you have been asking about what my skincare routine is, so I just want…
“Maybe This Can be One of Your Christmas Presents” Says Your Mom About Shoes and Also Your Government About Healthcare
Anyone who has celebrated a gift-giving holiday with their parents and asked for something within a month of that day understands: “Maybe that can be…
Woman Risks Thanksgiving Travel to Argue With Family Over Politics
LOS ANGELES, CA- Like many Americans, 28-year-old Sonya Schmidt has been hesitant to travel during the Covid-19 crisis. “Airplanes are unbearable for me in non-pandemic…
How to Pick Out the Perfect Outfit for the Impending Civil War!
Let’s be honest, things are kind of a mess right now. It’s been days since the election and we still have no winner. Nevada seemingly…