Category: POLITICS

Posted in NEWS POLITICS

New Gun Control Law Requires All Gun Owners to Shoot Self in Foot Before Purchase

In an out of character act of compromise, the US government has reached a conclusion on how to maintain Second Amendment Rights while promoting gun…

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Posted in MONEY MOVES POLITICS

Wall Street Worried Next Round of Stimulus Checks Will be Invested Wisely

In its heyday, the way to learn how to “play” the stock market was to get a degree from an elite school and work on…

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Posted in MONEY MOVES POLITICS

Things You Can Buy With Your $1,400 Stimulus That’ll Make You Say “Damn, I Wish I Was Canadian”

I get it, times are really tough. It seems like everyone nowadays is unemployed and sad, including myself (though, being a comedy writer, this is…

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Posted in NEWS POLITICS

Congress Passes “Stimulant Bill” Reserved for Coffee and Adderall

One year into a deadly pandemic, Americans have received two stimulus checks; $1,200 for the first round and $600 for the second. This third round…

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT LIFESTYLE POLITICS

Instagram Influencer Refuses to Take Stance on Anything Except Skincare Regimen

We’ve all heard it before. “Hey you guys! A lot of you have been asking about what my skincare routine is, so I just want…

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Posted in HOLIDAY POLITICS

“Maybe This Can be One of Your Christmas Presents” Says Your Mom About Shoes and Also Your Government About Healthcare

Anyone who has celebrated a gift-giving holiday with their parents and asked for something within a month of that day understands: “Maybe that can be…

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Posted in POLITICS

Woman Risks Thanksgiving Travel to Argue With Family Over Politics

LOS ANGELES, CA- Like many Americans, 28-year-old Sonya Schmidt has been hesitant to travel during the Covid-19 crisis. “Airplanes are unbearable for me in non-pandemic…

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Posted in FASHION POLITICS

How to Pick Out the Perfect Outfit for the Impending Civil War!

Let’s be honest, things are kind of a mess right now. It’s been days since the election and we still have no winner. Nevada seemingly…

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Posted in NEWS POLITICS

Last Minute Election Actions to Take (Other Than Screaming Into Your Pillow)

As we all know (and if you don’t, what wild underwater cave are you living in?!) the election is right around the corner (NOVEMBER 3RD,…

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Posted in FOOD LIFESTYLE POLITICS

Based on the Handmade Signs Around You, Are You at a Protest or Trader Joe’s?

It’s the weekend and you’ve wandered into a large crowd of people surrounded by handmade signs. The lettering is impressive, but the snacks are just…

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