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Feminist Attorney Sues God For Grand Theft Ginsburg

In a controversial press conference held Saturday afternoon, celebrity feminist attorney to, and mostly against, the stars Gloria Allred announced that she has filed suit…

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THE AMERICAN DREAM: Next Stimulus Package to Include Starbucks Gift Card and Free Tent

As the Covid crisis continues to take its financial toll on the nation, lawmakers gathered Wednesday to pass a new economic stimulus package designed to…

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AOC Is 30 and Takes Down White Male Congressmen, I’m 30 and Still Afraid of the Dark

We all saw it go viral, as we sat in our seats internally screaming, “YASSSSS!!” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, more often known as the legendary AOC, absolutely…

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US Congress Thumb Wrestles Over Pandemic Aid

Although we’ve had months to get this figured out before the extra pandemic pay expired, we just couldn’t get our act together. That’s our bad….

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Woman Researches Founding Fathers to See If Any Actually Deserve to Be Celebrated

I have been a history buff since a very young age. And lately, with my Patriotic name, I decided to find a founding father I…

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