Category: POLITICS
Last Minute Election Actions to Take (Other Than Screaming Into Your Pillow)
As we all know (and if you don’t, what wild underwater cave are you living in?!) the election is right around the corner (NOVEMBER 3RD,…
Based on the Handmade Signs Around You, Are You at a Protest or Trader Joe’s?
It’s the weekend and you’ve wandered into a large crowd of people surrounded by handmade signs. The lettering is impressive, but the snacks are just…
I Spent More on My Last Target Trip Than Trump Paid in Income Taxes
Seven hundred-fifty dollars. That is the supposed whopping number our billionaire “leader” paid in federal income taxes the year he had the audacity to run…
Feminist Attorney Sues God For Grand Theft Ginsburg
In a controversial press conference held Saturday afternoon, celebrity feminist attorney to, and mostly against, the stars Gloria Allred announced that she has filed suit…
THE AMERICAN DREAM: Next Stimulus Package to Include Starbucks Gift Card and Free Tent
As the Covid crisis continues to take its financial toll on the nation, lawmakers gathered Wednesday to pass a new economic stimulus package designed to…
AOC Is 30 and Takes Down White Male Congressmen, I’m 30 and Still Afraid of the Dark
We all saw it go viral, as we sat in our seats internally screaming, “YASSSSS!!” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, more often known as the legendary AOC, absolutely…
US Congress Thumb Wrestles Over Pandemic Aid
Although we’ve had months to get this figured out before the extra pandemic pay expired, we just couldn’t get our act together. That’s our bad….
Woman Researches Founding Fathers to See If Any Actually Deserve to Be Celebrated
I have been a history buff since a very young age. And lately, with my Patriotic name, I decided to find a founding father I…