Category: WORK
Breaking News! Woman Who Graduated Three Years Ago Still Refers to Self as “Recent College Grad” in Cover Letters
It’s a story that’s rocking the nation. Local woman Irma Splunk, 24, graduated from a stupid university three years ago. Yet she continues to flagrantly…
Now Hiring! CDC Seeking Creative Writers to Make Up New Covid Variant Names
Needed at the CDC: Creative Writers to Name New Covid Variants The CDC is here to announce that as we run out of letters of…
“Please Be Patient,” Begs Businesses Doing Everything They Can Except Pay A Living Wage
Sheila Davies owns three Sheila’s Roadhouse restaurants in Atlanta. Recently, she’s had to reduce hours for her businesses because she can’t find enough staff to…
The 10 Best Crystals For Finding Your Inner Calm After Your Boss Said Your Master’s Degree Doesn’t Matter
1. Labradorite: This pearly blue beauty treats gut health and relieves anxiety. Even though it looks like it tastes like Blue Curacao, it doesn’t. You’ll…
New Retail Policy States Customers Can Abuse Employees Freely With A Minimum $10 Purchase
Sugma Industries has just implemented a brilliant new business policy that is sure to not only drive up sales, but to ensure capitalist tyrants can…
Woman Refuses to Dip into Hoarded Collection of Office Supplies, Writes on the Back of Old Envelopes Instead
One year into lockdown, and I have to admit I don’t miss working from my office all that much. Sure, my colleagues are fun, but…
Tragic! This Teacher Has Bad Handwriting, So She’ll Never Go Viral
When fourth-grade teacher Talia Hessman celebrated her 20th year in education this month, she commemorated the moment by posting a video to TikTok, hoping that…
How I Started My Own Business By Leaving a Tip Jar in My Bathroom
You can find restroom tip jars in many clubs and restaurants all around the world. So I thought, why not in my home? The only…
After Almost a Year of Unemployment Woman Finally Stops Using Expression “I’m Good!”
LOS ANGELES: Like most people, 34-year-old Chelsea Brule has had a hell of a year. “I lost my job, my girlfriend moved out, my skin…
Girlboss! This Woman Has a Job
Yes, you can believe your eyes: Cathy Higgins, 28, has once again defied stereotypes and now belongs to the elite group of women categorized as…