New Dating App for People Who Refuse Therapy Called Un-Hinge

Studies show one in five relationships end because at least one partner refuses to work through their childhood trauma. Now no one has to worry about getting dumped over their codependency issues with Un-Hinge: The App Designed to be Healing! The app comes as a collaboration between Hinge, “the dating app designed to be deleted” and Talkspace, the app that provides online therapy with licensed professionals. 

Many people claim they don’t go to therapy because they “don’t need it” or believe going to therapy “makes you weak,” or even “I’m not paying someone to sit there and judge me.” Don’t think of it as paying someone to judge you, think of it as paying someone to keep your secrets. 

Un-Hinge is totally HIPAA compliant. By law, therapists can’t disclose anything you tell them*, they can only offer insights to help guide you. We would never catalog your deepest darkest secrets and use them against you if you ever try to cancel your subscription. We’re not Scientology. You can rest easy in the confidential information you provide. 

Just answer a few simple questions on our entry questionnaire. This will determine if you’re ready to date real people, or if you need a little remedial training. If this happens, you’ll be matched with and have dates (sessions) with therapists until you’re cleared to go into the pool of eligible singles. 

According to our research, most people are more comfortable with a therapist of the same gender and race, but you will have some choice in your counselor. Just like a dating app, you’ll be able to scroll through a list of licensed professionals we’ve narrowed down to be best suited to your needs. With our algorithms, you’re 8x more likely to have a breakthrough.

There’s no commitment to stay with one therapist. You can keep going on first dates (sessions) until you find someone you click with. Once three therapists have assessed you’re using healthy coping mechanisms and are ready to be in a relationship you’ll unlock the ability to leave comments on other member’s photos. 

Each week you’ll be given new prompts to answer. If you say something like, “My therapist wants to sleep with me,” you’ll be matched with another therapist.  If you answer “I’m taking responsibility for my feelings of inadequacy instead of projecting insecurity on others,” you’ll unlock a real date! 

Un-Hinge is perfect for those getting out of long-term relationships looking to jump back into something comfortable. We guarantee you will not be ghosted by our licensed professionals, making it great for people with abandonment issues 

The mission of Un-Hinge is to help cure and curate a dating pool of stable individuals free of mommy and daddy issues. We want the matches on our app to ignite a fire within you, not gaslight you. Break the chains of generational trauma and join millions of happy users in healthy relationships today. 

*Therapists are obligated to report a person when they are a danger to themselves or others.

Paulina Combow
Author: Paulina Combow
Paulina is an LA-based comedian and writer from Kentucky with 9 years of club experience. You can find her doing Roast Battles at The Comedy Store, and entertaining senior citizens with Laughter on Call. Her writing has been featured in The Washington Post, Nashville Scene, and Reductress.