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That Guy You Met at an Open Mic Has Strong Opinions About Your Protest Sign

Hey, hey there. It’s good to see you again! Yeah, we met a couple years ago at an open mic! Man, this is a great…

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Local Birthday Magician Just the Right Amount of Creepy

A magician never reveals his secrets. But lucky for us, local king of the birthday party magic circuit, Douglas Flaherty, is ready to spill the…

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Local Man Doesn’t Know All His Facebook Friends Are Sex Robots

On the surface, it may appear that Fred Burke is just a popular guy, or at least that’s what his friends at the gun club…

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Local Groomzilla Devastated About Postponed Wedding After He Booked Only the Band

Local man Andre Vespo is in a state of disbelief after his wedding was postponed, due to the virus. “I had to stop playing my…

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“Can You Read?” Asks Woman Whose Dating Bar Has Dropped So Low She Can’t Limbo Under It

The pandemic has brought a lot of things to light: the need for universal healthcare, intelligent and competent leaders, and the fact that there is…

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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days: Help Me Find the Boyfriend I Lost in Ikea

Kara Boyari has been searching for her missing boyfriend Jason, that she lost in Ikea, for 10 days now, and things are starting to look…

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Inventor of the Phrase “Where’s My Hug?” Granted Nobel Prize for Worst Person

At long last, the eggheads in Sweden have spoken! Retired pharmaceutical representative Tripp Mason, 62, of Stamford, Connecticut will finally be recognized for his achievements…

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“It’s Okay, No Man I’ve Ever Known Has Had a Top Sheet Either” Your Mother Consoles You

You haven’t been this excited in months. You went on a few amazing dates with this hot ass dude from Tinder, and since he slept…

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Middle Aged Man Can’t Believe His Waitress is Seeing Other Tables

I don’t want to be jealous or anything…but my waitress is seeing other tables. When I first started coming to this joint, I was seated…

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