Tag: #ewmen
Middle Aged Man Can’t Believe His Waitress is Seeing Other Tables
I don’t want to be jealous or anything…but my waitress is seeing other tables. When I first started coming to this joint, I was seated…
How to Find a Guy Who Communicates as Well as the Bank of America Live Chat
In any relationship, communication is key. So how is it that the only person on earth who seems to have fully mastered the art of…
QUIZ: Is He Attractive, or Does He Just Own More Than One Lamp?
Sometimes, a person catches your attention, and you can’t explain why. They just have that X factor that makes you feel magnetized to them, and…
Wow! This Guy Makes Six Figures and Still Has Bad Hair
Some guys have large incomes, and some guys have bad hair. Carson Connors is a man who has both in spades. Carson, who rakes in…
Convicted Serial Killer Is Awkwardly Not a Tidy, Misunderstood Hottie
We’re coming live to you from convicted serial killer Justin Timmon’s house in the outskirts of rural Indiana. Justin is holed up in his duplex…
The Instacart Delivery Guy’s Direct Eye Contact Means He Wants to Marry Me, Right?
The simplest answer is often the best answer, right? Well after much deductive reasoning, I’ve come to the straightforward conclusion that the Instacart guy who…
Help! My Boyfriend Calls Every Dog He Sees A “Bitch”
Dear Maya, I love my boyfriend. He’s super cuddly, and he’s always so excited to see me when I come by his place. Unfortunately, he’s…
“Here’s What You Should’ve Done” A One Sided Conversation With a Male Open Micer
First of all, usually women have to be ugly or fat, or both, to be funny…but you actually have punchlines so good job. I’m actually…
Thirty-Year-Old Man Checks Himself Into Treatment After Finding Out Porn Isn’t Realistic
A local thirty-year-old man has checked himself into the downtown men’s therapeutic treatment center after finding out, once and for all, that pornography isn’t a…
Nation Mourns as Inadequate Man Fails to Hit Top of Doorway
Jordan Swordsen of Pennsylvania missed the top of a doorway on his way out of the dermatology clinic on Friday sending the nation into a…