Tag: #quarantinethoughts
4 Reality Shows That I’m Glad I Wasted My Life On
During this past year, I’ve found myself watching more TV. A LOT more. SO MUCH MORE that I now keep a pair of blue-light-blocking glasses…
Woman Worried About Vaccine Rollout, Claims She’s “Too Feral to Be Let Back Into Society”
I get how the vaccine rollout is bringing everyone a lot of hope and joy. For me, it just fills me with terror. At this…
Who’s Gonna Tell My Beloved Spanx That I’m Never Gonna See Them Again?
Yesterday, while doing a deep dig through my underwear drawer (to avoid doing a load of laundry, so help me God!), my hand bumped into…
Blessed Beyond Measure: The COVID-Fifteen Went Straight to My Chest
Oh please, the title’s just to fool you. That was to make you feel inferior to me for just a split second before I broke…
Dilemma: How Much Alcohol Can I Order Before My Instacart Shopper Calls the Helpline?
One thing I have learned in this pandemic is that I love not going to the store. I do feel guilty that in order to…
In Memoriam: Buffets, Gone But Never Forgotten
Since 1946 when we were promised that for one dollar you can eat “every possible variety of hot and cold entrees to appease the howling…
Burning This Scented Candle Makes Up For the Fact That I Haven’t Showered in Two Days
It’s COVID-19. None of us are acting the way we once did, it’s just plain fact. Your sister is drinking wine out of her daughter’s…
Harvard Math Professor Tries to Explain on IG Live What Exponential Actually Means
Hello followers and friends! Professor Plane Anglés here, always ready to make complex math easy to understand for my devoted fans! Just remember, understanding math…
Couple “Gets Away From it All” By Spending Long Weekend in Wildfire Adjacent Shack
LOS ANGELES, CA- Like many Americans, Bryan Green and longtime girlfriend, Candace Kim, have been struggling to keep their relationship fresh during the pandemic. “There’s…
Woman Realizes She is More Unstable Than Her Internet Connection
You know, this lockdown has not been easy. Endless Zoom meetings, lonely evenings, trying to figure out if there is a Covid-safe way to be…